marcus higgins

the fabric of society is very complex George

[cal? @cal_gif]

“$5 smash burger”

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

“You can’t have 20 beers a day. That doesn’t mean there aren’t 20 beer days.” - my dad

[^_^ @misandrism]

Just put a potato in the oven so I can have a potato in an hour or so. And you’d be wise to do the same

[oat milk enjoyer @fake_noods]

jesus christ we used to have rom coms

[Monte. @monteDDR]

i miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur

[maha @mahaaaay]

and now he gets to go home to hailee steinfeld. i’m sick to my stomach

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “omgggg congrats sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone i haven’t spoken to in 5 years

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

I do not laugh at the plight of "Scrat" from the Ice Age films. His terror moves me to tears.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

So it turns out time makes you bolder, even children get older, & I’m getting older too

[. @PRlNCEOFPOPSTAN]

THE WHOLE WORLD RN

[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

Happy Father's Day

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

Every time I pass this billboard I laugh cause someone with a gambling problem is gonna take 80-20 odds all day lmao

[eric @pucksindeeep]

have the maple leafs considered laying it on the line?

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Tell the chef I said yummers

[𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓪 ⚛︎ ☪︎ 𓃵 @relinquishedrse]

Me at the movie theatre when someone needs to step over my legs.