ehmazing➡️bluesky

INACTIVE - ARCHIVE ONLY

[ehmazing➡️bluesky @ehmazing]

do I pin this gif? do I parade around as such a complete parody of myself and pin this gif so I can look at it all the ti--yeah of fucking course I'll do it

[ehmazing➡️bluesky @ehmazing]

hello! due to recent events i am quitting this website!!!
i'm deactivating other accounts, but since it's hard to get rid of this one for sentimental reasons, it will remain but go unused.
it's been real, but fuck elon!!! xoxo mj
bluesky: https://t.co/0SxQnqLrIL
discord: ehmazing

[ehmazing➡️bluesky @ehmazing]

anyway that's enough defending my emotional support grief trilogy for this evening thank you and goodnight

[ehmazing➡️bluesky @ehmazing]

"nothing particularly sad or lovely about the life of thomas cromwell" i may actually remove her other books from my to-read list over this lmfao. if you don't like Wolf Hall then go in peace but you can't say the books aren't SAD?????? bffr victoria e schwab

[ehmazing➡️bluesky @ehmazing]

and: uh, yeah, that IS a rose on the cover. the Tudor rose. so sorry to be petty but for a book that must have required a lot of historical research like Addie LaRue how could you not have fact-checked this lmfao

[ehmazing➡️bluesky @ehmazing]

thinking about The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue. thinking about how I might have given it 5 stars if, among other things, it didn't randomly (and incorrectly!!!) insult Wolf Hall smack in the middle of the story for no reason

[ehmazing➡️bluesky @ehmazing]

I don’t think VE Schwab has actually read Wolf Hall if this is her hot take, that’s my conspiracy theory

[Cleric Knight @ClericKnight]

Yesterday at the cages my favorite bat started to split, so we took it out into the field and hit balls with it until it broke in two. That's a warrior's death. It's what it would have wanted

[tub 𓆝 𓆟𓆞 @3laichi]

Oh fatima … I hope in our next lives we can be reunited. Not as my Walmart chat representative, but as a kindred spirit who sees me for who I am

[ehmazing➡️bluesky @ehmazing]

@romanimps it's s2 e18, when i looked this up i hadn't even realized it is the SEASON FINALE of s2. viewers in 1999 saw the season end with charlotte's horse breakup

[ehmazing➡️bluesky @ehmazing]

sarah and i are about halfway thru s3 of sex and the city and carrie is giving me grey hair

[Ellen Datlow @EllenDatlow]

PayPal is updating their ToS to let themselves give your data to merchants starting Nov & they're banking on people not knowing to opt out, SO to opt out before they start: go to Settings >Data & Privacy > Manage shared info >Personalized shopping, & toggle that shit off

[ehmazing➡️bluesky @ehmazing]

also didn't expect we'd love charlotte this much but charlotte is so ridiculous that you can't help but enjoy her, we think about the episode where her entire plot was about riding a horse All The Time

[ehmazing➡️bluesky @ehmazing]

honestly i don't even dislike carrie!!!! she just has this powerful energy of a little sister who gives you all these insane life updates on the phone and you're begging you to have a normal time for once but you Know this is simply how she is

[C. Robert Cargill @Massawyrm]

In a major coup, MUBI - a streaming service that's Criterion for people who think Criterion is too mainstream - has acquired & restored Tarsem's brilliant THE FALL, *available today*. A criminally underseen masterpiece, this movie has been hard to find for YEARS. Fucking LOVE it!

[cruellae | Emanator of the Order @antithesiscrow]

the thing about fic is that occasionally you come across someone who has incredible, breathtaking, lyrical prose. a true master of the craft. and they're using these gifts to write your favorite character getting sex pollened. what a beautiful world we live in.

[🍤天ピザ🍕 @tempizza]

秋来たっぽい🍂

[ehmazing➡️bluesky @ehmazing]

haven't tweeted in a minute how are u my friends

[yee @tdd278]

claude ! #fe3h

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Damn just saw this…sorry Big Boi

[Cybershell @Cybershell]

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up