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Chief Ponziologist - Studying the US Ponzi Market (aka S&P 500)

Tweets are just brain farts, not financial advice or anything remotely close to it!

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@gurgavin Does China know about this deal?

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@Geiger_Capital Would Microsoft sell its Chinese operations if China wants to ban them otherwise? It cuts both ways. 150M users in the US are a fraction of the global userbase for TikTok.

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$NVDA is more volatile than shitcoins, how on Earth the Wall Street clowns have made it 3rd valuable company in the world is beyond me. They wanted their own GME, I guess they got it.

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$META to $600! Because discontinuing reporting of the number of users is always boOoolisH!

[LiveSquawk @LiveSquawk]

$META | Meta CFO Susan Li: To Discontinue Reporting Of Facebook Monthly, Daily Active Users
- Revenue From China Based Advertisers Represented 10% Of Overall Revenue In 2023

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@kakashiii111 Because nobody in tech does it. Most of the Active User counts are lies. They recount the same user, count all the bots & fakes plus more. There's no audit to catch them, it unravels when it's too late, if it ever unravels.

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The same shit you see with $TSLA will soon come to $NVDA. Fundamentals don't matter until retail holds the heaviest bags.
In a week that $ASML & $TSM talked about slower demand, $NVDA keeps adding hundreds of billions of dollars to its market cap. This won't end well.

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@RealDayTrading You know I really respect you but this was a terrible trade, with a good outcome. You had almost a 40% drawdown, close to 4 million dollars and if you didn't have an insanely massive account, you could've blown up years of work getting liquidated.

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Number 19179102 reason why billionaires are idiots who stole their way into wealth & power! As soon as they open their mouth, the inner shit flows out!
Ackman wanted to cancel people, turns out his wife has both plagiarized & cozied up to Jeffrey Epstein! Bravo a$sman!

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

How can Business Insider claim that @NeriOxman plagiarized if he agrees with me that:

"There’s a big difference between clerical oversights and intentional theft and misrepresentation. And there should be a clear delineation between the two."

And he feels so strongly about it that:

"I’m actually planning to write about that myself this week."

I look forward to reading his article. His lawyers will have fun vetting it I am sure.

How does Nicholas Carlson, the Editor-in-Chief of Business Insider, react to the fact this board member agrees with me on what is and what is not plagiarism?

[Jonathan AC Brown @JonathanACBrown]

@BillAckman @NeriOxman Ackman Effect: Streisand Effect but with a lot more whining.

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@JohnDoss1 Been calling the Ponzi a Ponzi for a long time. Glad to see more & more people are seeing it.

[steph pomboy @spomboy]

2 quick points on CPI. (1) lest it were needed here is evidence that the # is total BS. and (2) imagine how much higher the upside 'surprise' would have been were this component rooted in reality?!

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Aged like fine wine!
https://t.co/9TYspWfWRT

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Nice pre-recorded demo! Now do it live on stage with somebody in the audience asking random questions! Google demos are like Ubisoft trailers...

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Nice pre-recorded demo! Now do it live on stage with somebody in the audience asking random questions! Google demos are like Ubisoft trailers...

[Sundar Pichai @sundarpichai]

Seeing some qs on what Gemini *is* (beyond the zodiac :). Best way to understand Gemini’s underlying amazing capabilities is to see them in action, take a look ⬇️

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@sundarpichai Nice pre-recorded demo! Now do it live on stage with somebody in the audience asking random questions!

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@YouvalDoro @rowancheung As usual, Google demos are heavily scripted & lots of "creativity" are used in them which won't be found in the final product!

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@BullandBaird Why is oil under $70 despite OPEC cuts? How about rates plummeting? All point to a booming economy in the near future, eh? How about Jamie Dimon & Zuckerberg dumping their bags?
Yup, no reason to be bearish!

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@DeItaone & that's why Congress inside traders are doing so well!

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@ripster47 Time to bring the delusional hype chasers back to Earth?

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@RJRCapital Let's call it what it is: Ponzi!