Melissa Tsang

Chinese restaurant line cook; writes about it sometimes. she/her/她

[Melissa Tsang @eightMILESwide]

@pinkcels That’s a lot of cells to say “manchild”

[Melissa Tsang @eightMILESwide]

The power of Taylor Swift is that every time I see “unforeseen circumstances” in any context, How Did It End? starts playing in my brain

[Melissa Tsang @eightMILESwide]

@pauriahcarey the great thing about SG is that you can get excellent quality food of any cuisine at pretty much all price points, don’t think we appreciate it enough

[Melissa Tsang @eightMILESwide]

@CERBERUS_MAN @levelsio MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

[Melissa Tsang @eightMILESwide]

@visakanv I had a pretty up and down r/s with both my parents throughout teenhood and most of adulthood, but I understand they did their best and they always made sure to tell me they loved me <3 that does matter

[Jihad al-Haqq • جهاد الحق @JihadalHaqq]

i think a lot of leftists show their asses when they talk about violence. violence does not exist in the abstract. there are particular histories, particular methods, particular discourses, etc. consequently, violence of the oppressed to shake off the oppressor can't be abstract

[Melissa Tsang @eightMILESwide]

@visakanv I know better now and I’m doing so so so much better, but you know how even when you’re in a healthy relationship, nothing makes this sort of thing hurt less? I hate myself for remembering this kind of heartbreak all the time

[Melissa Tsang @eightMILESwide]

@sharanvkaur hello fwiw thank you so much for sharing all of this <3

[Lim Jialiang @lim_jialiang]

I aspire to be this petty one day

[Lim Jialiang @lim_jialiang]

Is it too much to ask that we try and keep our daddy issues to people who are alive

[Melissa Tsang @eightMILESwide]

@H0NEYBIX Yeh but ok look I’ve done this professionally and we don’t use blunt objects???? We kinda just quickly stab it in the heart, we are accurate so it dies instantly, then we clean it for cooking. After it is dead.

[Melissa Tsang @eightMILESwide]

@skinnylatte @ellis_ralsei THIS IS ANCIENT LOL

[Melissa Tsang @eightMILESwide]

Am I the only one who finds schooling even more relatable a person because of this weed thing? Like I get it bro, life is a bitch and then you die; do that joint don’t apologise

[Lim Jialiang @lim_jialiang]

I argue that the only thing Singaporeans like more than successful sportspersons is their fall from grace. This country suffers a from a crab mentality that I am constantly amazed by.

[Melissa Tsang @eightMILESwide]

I would’ve asked the host to kindly go fuck himself

[Melissa Tsang @eightMILESwide]

@H0NEYBIX Same girl same, I’m an A/B in-between and I almost exclusively wear sports bras like what even is the point of underwire bras for me