Batteri Voltas

Recognize that your hubris caused everything that's happened, is happening, and will happen to you. You've naught to blame but yourself.

[Batteri Voltas @eightballmarcos]

@BowlingForAmmo @VishakhRanotra The shock absorber IS the vibration dampener, you moose knuckle.

[Batteri Voltas @eightballmarcos]

@JonPatt944 @VishakhRanotra Jon, that isn't a thing for shock absorbers. The shock absorber IS the harmonic damper.

The proof of use you give for weighted dampers is attached to a part of the vehicle that isn't supposed to move.

It's nothing but a fake remote reservoir.

[ceepee @ceepee07]

New: 74-Year-Old Homeowner Blasts Home Invader in the Chest – Then the Idiot Calls 911!

This tough 74-year-old man, recovering from a stroke and living alone, hears a criminal prying open his window in broad daylight. He grabs his gun, fires one shot, and drops the invader right there. The wounded thug jumps back in the car with his girlfriend, drives off, and calls 911 with a fake drive-by shooting story.

But cameras caught everything. The burglar and his accomplice got charged. This is real self-defense. Thanks to his gun, the old man protected himself when a drugged-up criminal picked him as an easy target.

Criminals ignore gun laws. They attack the weak. This proves why law-abiding people must stay armed – guns equal the fight against stronger threats. Respect to this senior who refused to be a victim!

[Batteri Voltas @eightballmarcos]

@sstb__

[George Alexopoulos @GPrime85]

So I'm watching The Last Samurai starting Tom Cruise and I have a question

There's all kinds of Asians. Chinese, Indian, Australian. Why did they only cast Japanese people in the movie?

[Batteri Voltas @eightballmarcos]

@730cml @aviationarchive Maybe you should travel back in time and give them a lecture about it.

[Batteri Voltas @eightballmarcos]

@13cm95kg

[Bennett's Phylactery @extradeadjcb]

Paul Simon was so talented that you can't make fun of him without accidentally creating an earworm

[Batteri Voltas @eightballmarcos]

@esbi_esbi2006 @PhilstarNews Oh they were monkeys all right. Just not the kind you want to live around.

[Batteri Voltas @eightballmarcos]

The Falkland Islands are still UK territory LMAOOOO

[Gabriel Alfie @GabrielAlfie15]

" No ganamos la cuarta estrella pero tenemos las Malvinas para nosotros."

Hermana de Leandro Paredes, en Ezeiza.

[Batteri Voltas @eightballmarcos]

@beibbyhelen "if they're so good they should've scored 3 goals on us"

One was all they needed to finish the job.

[Batteri Voltas @eightballmarcos]

@TSwiftie_1989 @ABSCBNNews @jessiecruzat Swifties never escaping the inutil at tanga allegations.

[Batteri Voltas @eightballmarcos]

@ABSCBNNews @jessiecruzat "nakakaawa naman to, now let me show the whole world that I've been moved to tears!"

Pure, unadulterated, grade A performativity.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

“NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT CARDS I’VE USED, THAT’S CARD COUNTING!!! USING STRATEGY IS AGAINST THE RULES!!! YOU CAN ONLY USE BLIND LUCK!!! SECURITY!!!!!!!!!”

[Batteri Voltas @eightballmarcos]

Brickzilla lays another brick uncontested

[HeHateMe @_HeHateMee_]

Of course Angel would fake an injury after this wonderful layup attempt calling for a foul without being touched🤣🤣🤣🤣.

BUTTER PECAN!!!! BANG!

[Batteri Voltas @eightballmarcos]

@JasminLaine I hope they kill her in the detention facility.

[Sacred Cow Shipyards @SCShipyards]

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

[Batteri Voltas @eightballmarcos]

Kojima plays Night Lords?!

[Chain Messages @itwontworkelija]

MECCHA CHAMELON (2026) pero Pinoy version:

[Batteri Voltas @eightballmarcos]

It might be coming home!