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the unhinged side of my social media presence (pfp creds to kaperkier on ig)

[Masoom Sanyal @Masoom_sanyal]

I think the most fun task a lawyer can have is to prepare a legal opinion. Nothing more fun that writing common sense in legalese and disclaiming all responsibility at the end.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[Ajibola @4jibola]

being in your 20s is so crazy because every year you’re like a completely different person

[O_o @cyriion]

i only go insane during a talking stage i’m a chill ass girlfriend

[🦋 @mishalgorithm]

There’s nothing I hate more than talking to someone from San Francisco

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[Maria @mlstrat]

turns out blaming yourself for every bad outcome doesn’t actually necessarily give you any control to remedy that bad outcome. which, quite frankly, sucks

[Victor Li @victor_ljz]

menlo park would be a beautiful name for a korean baby

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

For someone who Can’t Keep Doing This Anymore I seem to keep Doing This a Lot

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Having ADHD is planing your entire day the night before then waking up and realizing today is absolutely not the day for that plan.

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

Much to do, much to learn, much to be.

[B. M MUSA @B4bello_]

Half of being a lawyer is reading. The other half is pretending you already read it.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

ADHD is sitting at your desk fully aware that the email will take 4 minutes, fully aware your week gets worse if you don’t send it, fully aware nobody is stopping you and still not being able to start.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Reading articles during your undergrad

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

I don’t even speak english anymore

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

"You just want an easy life". Should I want a difficult one? 😭

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

the boys hit beijing.