eileen ¨̮

you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“GO, GO!! YOU COULD’VE GONE”

[eileen ¨̮ @eileenmg7]

@sophiacorrales Who

[eileen ¨̮ @eileenmg7]

@sophiacorrales Absolutely

[AlienPrince$s @sophiacorrales]

bestie said she didn’t wanna go microdose and dance </3

[eileen ¨̮ @eileenmg7]

@sophiacorrales Lmaoo i said i wanted to on my day off, so it wasn’t a hard no

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I was in LOVE with a stripper, but I just LIKED the bartender

[notes 📝 @n0tesforyou]

me at 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am, 6am, 7am, 8am, 9am, 10am, 11am, 12nn, 1pm, 2pm, 3pm, 4pm, 5pm, 6pm, 7pm, 8pm, 9pm, 10pm, 11pm, 12mn.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

I give adoption papers to “Pro-Lifers” blocking Planned Parenthood.

[eileen ¨̮ @eileenmg7]

@sophiacorrales Don’t be a baby, I’ll be there next time

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[Yahari🌎 @Y_Reyes22]

i will restart the entire song if u talk over it idc

[Oluwamucho @MuchoTV2]

That man called into Nappy Boy Radio with his life in shambles on the brink of divorce and T Pain said I got exactly what you need….. my new song with Chris Brown

[eileen ¨̮ @eileenmg7]

bro i have the worst luck with cars. (PLURAL) something is always needin fixin and i’m just about over it and so is my wallet.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

what tf kinda Sunday ass Saturday is this