ei

happy woman because of Jesus

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

My mother is all of us

[sorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | ⭐️ @Sorchaiscryingg]

CACKLING.

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

The government is banning TikTok because dudes are rocking too hard on that platform, and they’re trying to silence our brothers

[WINNIE @winnielark]

This is beyond disgusting. Briana Boston should not be in jail. How do we go about paying her bond or something? I really feel that we should be rallying behind her.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Would you look at that

Vaccines preventing cancer!

Amazing

[Rachel Charlene @RachelCharleneL]

few things more terrifying to me rn than seeing gen z boys increasingly and gleefully commenting “your body, my choice” on young women’s tiktoks

[ei @eilysander]

Trader Joe’s please bring back garlicky pasta thx

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

ibuprofen is a girl and tylenol is a boy if that makes any sense

[ei @eilysander]

This man yall

[ei @eilysander]

And now it’s the day before you are supposed to work a 7-3 on thanksgiving but can’t because they aren’t even looking at your car until Friday and you are a nursing student so who knows how you’ll get to school if this doesn’t get fixed by Monday but at least you have Jesus

[ei @eilysander]

And now you are at AAA because you’re car stalled because idk you’re not a mechanic but it was fine before this and after it overflowed your car immediately turned on for a few moments fine but then just shut off and you only made it down the road to 7-11 to park and call AAA

[ei @eilysander]

Me and Ryan’s downstairs neighbor made us a pound cake she is actually the sweetest woman I’m sorry we have loud ass feet Ms.Shirley