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oh word

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Low paying jobs have a lot more rules and regulations than high paying jobs

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

me at 1am realizing i overshared with a gossipy person

[beck @unrivaled]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[���𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

it's not even procrastination anymore i'm highkey not gonna do that shıt

[Softboy @fwsoftboy]

You can tell black people the full plans and they’ll still say “okay just let me know.” NIGGA I JUST DID!!!

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

how the older generation looks at you when you choose to live your life to the fullest instead of suffering like them

[Valu @gataafloraa]

cuando me dice que no me pudo llamar porque estaba ocupado y recuerdo que un astronauta llamó a su mujer desde la luna

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

What the Artemis II astronauts did over the last 10 days was a testament to their bravery. And the fact that they traveled farther from Earth than anyone ever has, re-entered our atmosphere at more than 24,000 mph, and splashed down safely was a testament to human ingenuity. Thanks to everyone at @NASA for making this mission possible, and for taking us along for the ride.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

When you're not premenstrual, nor menstruating, nor ovulating, nor postmenstrual. The best two days of the month.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Thank you for your payment”

[itsD3lay🐧 @itsD3lay]

yo con el modo no molestar viendo si alguien me ha molestado

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Me as soon as that alarm goes off Monday morning:

[Mak @mak_aura]

when you clean your room so good that the only trash left is you:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Health insurance is cool because you get to pay a bunch of money each month for nothing, and then if something happens to you, you pay a bunch more.

[IG: @MACEOMULAN @maceomulan]

hot yesterday, tornado last night, cold today, pollen everywhere, & gas $3000

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

When i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7 pm

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I mean, maybe I'm an extremist, but I don't think college students should have to pay to park at the college they're already paying for.