Gwen: It's my birthday today, do you know what I want Pomni?
Pomni: um no? But what would you like Gwen?
Gwen: A certain jester girl as my Gift.
*snaps fingers*
Pomni: That is a little ominous but *poof* hey HEY!! GET ME OUT
Gwen: you look so precious as my gift, HBD to me~
Legoshi didn't become a caked-up butt-bouncing porn god just for you to NOT touch yourself to his massively overplumped dumptruck ;3 Do your duty and goon to his booty, loser~
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stim stim stim ur day away #aspie!!! 💯🌈🧩 dr. yagokoro prescribes you a video 🖥 to stim your little pornstick to :3 🍆💦 let all ur milky white cummies out to toons 🤪❤️ it's healthy for u! #cringeporn#2dfd
remote work has allowed you to stroke your PORNMEAT all the time at work. you do get called into office from time though, and that's when your big hefty GOONER BATEROD really gets on your nerves
if you see this then your fate is already sealed :3c
the only sex you get is plappy fappy handsex!! *squelch squelch squelch* goes your fist on your throbby goonstick 🤤