Chris Eis

Enjoy Life! Packers, Badgers, Brewers and Bucks oh my! Never enough sports, two crazy kids, crazy wife, all around crazy life!

[Chris Eis @eisman34]

What, next it’s “only one bullet” wtf?

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

Jasmine Crockett and Friends:

It was only one STAB. It’s not like it was multiple times— these are the facts that should have been honed in on to prove Karmelo’s innocence

I’m losing brain cells listening to this..

https://t.co/jZ8v2Bsr0Y

[James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII]

🚨For those who say there is NO election fraud in California:

The DOJ just prosecuted Brenda Brown for paying homeless people to register to vote under FALSE addresses.

OMG caught her on hidden camera doing this illegal activity in LA.

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Bill Maher drags his woke guest out of his liberal bubble and tells him to his face he’s why Kamala Harris lost.

It all started when David Cross revealed his 9-year-old daughter has “trans friends.”

“Wait, she has trans friends in third grade?” Maher asked.

Cross replied: “Yep,” as if it’s completely normal and something society should embrace.

That’s when Maher dropped the hammer and told him straight up that no, somebody’s doing something to that little girl.

Cross immediately got defensive, but Maher refused to back down.

He told Cross that believing a 9-year-old girl is deciding to be trans on her own is exactly the kind of liberal insanity that lost Kamala Harris the election in 2024.

And if Democrats keep it up, JD Vance is going to win in 2028.

By the end of this exchange, Cross is left sitting there looking like a deer in headlights, like he’s never been challenged on “trans kids” in his life.

This is a moment worth watching, but if you’re somewhere you can’t play it, the transcript is below:

MAHER: “You need to be checked. People need to be checked… including your little girl.”

CROSS: “Fck that btch. (joking) Fck that little btch with her black friends and trans friends and not even understanding.”

MAHER: “Trans?! Wait, she has trans friends in third grade?”

CROSS: “Yep.”

MAHER: “They know they’re trans in third grade?”

CROSS: “Just the coolest kid.”

MAHER: “[Is kid transitioning from] girl to boy?”

CROSS: “Girl to boy. And she has another very close friend who’s not in the school, but who’s boy to girl at three years old.”

MAHER: “A woman said [to me] ‘I was what they called a tomboy. If I was alive now and acted the way I did then, that’s what they would have done to me.’”

CROSS: “Well, nobody’s doing this to her.”

MAHER: “Well, I don’t know.”

CROSS: “Literally nobody is doing this to her.”

MAHER: “How old?”

CROSS: “She is — or HE is — either eight or I think nine.”

MAHER: “Okay, then somebody is doing something because eight or nine-year-olds can’t do anything on their own.”

CROSS: “No, they’re buying them boys' clothes.”

MAHER: “Well then, they’re doing something.”

CROSS: “Sure. Yes, you’re right. They’re buying them boys' clothes.”

MAHER: “And telling them you’re a boy now.”

CROSS: “No, no, they’re not telling them. They’re just agreeing with [them].”

MAHER: “Agreeing with an 8-year-old. Because when has their judgment ever been off at 8?”

CROSS: “You know you knew you weren’t gay, right?”

MAHER: “Yeah, that’s different.”

CROSS: “It’s not different.”

MAHER: “It is different. Good luck with President Vance. Because, as I always say to my woke friends, we voted for the same person. You’re just why she lost and this is a case of that.”

CROSS: “Wait, what?”

MAHER: “We voted for the same person…”

CROSS: “Right.”

MAHER: “You’re just why she lost. Because America hears this, and they’re going to go, ‘Bill’s right. Eight-year-olds can’t really make decisions on their own like this.’ That’s what most people are going to say.”

[Chris Eis @eisman34]

Why would Miami even answer the phone on this trade?

[BuckKnower🦌 @BucksBallKnower]

A legal trade framework between the Milwaukee Bucks and Miami Heat: @esidery

Bucks receive:
Bam Adebayo
Kel’el Ware
Pick 13
Three future FRPs

Heat receive:
Myles Turner
Kyle Kuzma
Bobby Portis

MKE retool with Giannis, Miami get two upgrades at center and go allin. Per @espn

[Chris Eis @eisman34]

On a $230 bill, that’s not even close to enough, thats not enough on a $100 bill if you service was any good, wtf?

[Aliza 🇬🇧 @iqrafatma1278]

I think a $10 tip on a $230 meal is reasonable. I left a $10 tip, but the waiter didn't take it well at all. He actually told me that if I couldn't afford to tip more, I shouldn't be dining out.

What was I supposed to do? I only had $10 cash in my wallet. He provided good service, and I appreciate that, but I guess I'll make sure to bring more cash next time in case something like this happens again.

[Chris Eis @eisman34]

Clearly your just looking for clicks, because that has to be the worst take i’ve ever heard

[Rev. Ray Cistman ✊🏾🙏🏾 @RevRayCistman]

No Black mother should ever fear sending her son to a high school track meet only for him to lose his life to the prison system from a murder conviction.

[Chris Eis @eisman34]

You really need to stop listening to the media

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Biden brought inflation down from 9.1% to 2.9% in 2 years.

But go ahead, tell me this train wreck is better.

Morons.

[Chris Eis @eisman34]

Its the age old adage, if people stop going and don’t pay it, they can’t charge that much.

[Jack Califano @jackcalifano]

does anyone have an explanation for why concert tickets were $35 fifteen years ago and now they're $350

[Chris Eis @eisman34]

Nothing that fan base says should be surprising

[Matthew S. @MatthewMKE98]

@Pete_Martuneac I truly can’t believe you’re this dumb

Are you being deadass right now?

[Chris Eis @eisman34]

Why does it matter that he’s young?

[Hope X @Xmusknewsx]

Do you think this young guy deserves the death penalty for killing Charlie Kirk?

🅰️. YES
🅱️. NO

[Chris Eis @eisman34]

They hate Republicans so much they will vote for anyone but them

[David Burke 🇺🇸 @ConservativeTht]

Democrats in Maine don’t care if Graham Platner:

• Abused women
• Said U.S. soldier should have been killed by the Taliban
• Attended $$$ prep schools & pretends to be a “working man”
• Masturbates in porta-potties
• Says women deserve to be raped

As long as the #NippleNazi helps Democrats gain power.

Can you even imagine the media backlash if the Republicans nominated someone like this for the U.S. Senate?

Today’s Democrat Party is like a rabid dog. It needs to be put down before it bites anyone else. @grahamformaine

[Chris Eis @eisman34]

I think she is

[Rita Panahi @RitaPanahi]

She cannot be this dumb. She's a callous bitch but she can't be THIS dumb.

[Damani Felder @TheDamaniFelder]

I will not be associated with the fools supporting Karmelo because of his skin color. Justice for Austin Metcalf.

[Jay’V @JayVTheGreat]

Are Black people not supposed to be held accountable for anything??? Not even murder?
This selfish, self-centered, self-righteous, victimized, thrill-seeking mentality is always at the forefront.
Meanwhile, a family had to bury their child… But that’s overshadowed by this garbage, and everyone else who’s trying to make it a spectacle about race.

[Chris Eis @eisman34]

If you have to post that sign at your restaurant there are bigger internal problems.

[Marc Thiessen @marcthiessen]

40%??? Bye!

[Chris Eis @eisman34]

If thats what she thinks, then clearly all the bitching and complaining isn’t working, so sad.

[Grateful Calvin @shoveitjack]

They really do live in their own little world, completely divorced from reality, don't they?

[noor୨୧ @wottheberry]

when i was in college, my dad started sending me $20 every friday.

not every now and then.

every single friday.

always with the same message:

"for pizza."

i figured it was just one of those dad things.

sometimes i'd actually buy pizza.

sometimes i'd spend it on coffee or laundry or whatever broke college students spend money on.

this went on for almost four years.

after graduation i got a job, moved out, and the friday messages stopped.

a few years later i was home for the holidays and somehow the topic came up.

i laughed and asked him why he was so committed to funding my pizza habit.

he looked confused and said,

"what pizza habit?"

i reminded him about the money.

he just shrugged and said,

"oh. that wasn't for pizza."

apparently when he was in college, there were a bunch of weeks where he skipped meals because he didn't have enough money.

he never told anyone.

not even my mom.

he said he figured if the money was labeled "rent" or "groceries," i'd feel guilty taking it.

but nobody ever turns down pizza.

i don't know why that hit me so hard.

maybe because i never once needed that $20 for pizza.

but there were definitely weeks where i needed it for something.

[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

💥NEW: The View’s Sara Haines *NUKES* Dems for supporting Graham Platner💥

“He has shown us who he is! There is no way in my life I could sleep at night turning my face to all of that! And I don’t know who can! I wish some of the Democrats would stand up.”

[Chris Eis @eisman34]

Every time this idiot opens her mouth she loses credibility, right now she is nothing but a race baiting moron. Keep it up, it won’t be long til your complete insignificant.

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

Jasmine Crockett says Metcalf instigated confrontation with Anthony because he was emboldened as a white guy:

“Why you rolling up on somebody and being like, get out?"

“To me, this is the culture that is being instigated…they gettin' real bold with us right now."

“This whiteness, this replacement theory crap that they on and all this kind of stuff, and it's like, oh, we the victims."

"I mean, we've all interpreted that there was a race component to this. Oh yeah, it’s raining, but get out. Why? Why? Why?"

[Chris Eis @eisman34]

100%

[Flora Luz 🇺🇸 @FloraLuzz_]

Do yall really think karmelo Anthony deserves to be in jail?