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Möther of Ryder. My ☀️ & ✨ #sonandstars

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❤️😘😂

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You know you order pizza too much when your 2 year old sees a pizza box and says “Za! Za!”

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Looks like I got hacked. 🤷🏻‍♀️hope I’m good now lol

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@codeye1974 @JackPosobiec Now that u womention it, we should really start calling it womenstrating too. Unless it's a man having his period, of course (I'd hate to not be inclusive). We need to awomend the dictionary to help change the womentality of our culture. Start dewomanding a forced govt womandate

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My baby is going to be 2 years old tomorrow and my pregnancy hormones can’t deal. 😭🍼👶🏼🤰🏻

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@AubreyPoops I guess the people who already knew got it 😂

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When you’re so awkward that you announce your pregnancy on Facebook and not a single person gets it 🤣 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Wrapped presents for 3 hours today and immediately felt bad that the pile didn’t look as big as expected. Why! Why!

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@TopsyKretzz

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😂😂

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This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.

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The depression cycle... Thought 1: “I’m gonna stop taking my meds. I’m good.” *stops for a few days* Thought 2: “ok now let’s cut off everyone cuz they don’t care about you anyway.” .... oh... maybe rethink thought 1.

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#CaucusSquad

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Things I say that I realize later how ridiculous they sound unless you tik tok Part 1: “did you see ocean spray bought that dog face guy a new car?”

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If I could go back and teach younger me something... it would definitely be do not. I repeat. Do NOT. Teach your son how to dip his food in anything until he’s old enough to buy it himself.

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Why am I laughing because my friend said this: “without ugly how would you know what was beautiful?”

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@New_GirlTV I don’t know if it’s my FAVORITE but I do use it all the time: “I don’t want some janky fresh water bitch fish!”

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@deadskulltweets Why aren’t you playing again ? 😭 Paul v Tyler would be my dream to watch 🤣💕

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Just me or does anyone else still get giddy inside every time you walk by the pen aisle like it’s the first day of school and you get to pick new pens? I’ve been brainwashed! I always leave the store with a new pen 🙈

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I’m such a loser. The most exciting thing in my life is a farm boat game that I pretend is a dragon game. #township #DRAGONSTONE #ts 🔥🐉

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Thursday Morning Thoughts: woah. In Australia the day of my birth was in the future (May 25) 🤯 time is relative and my life is a lie and I know nothing Jon Snow.