eithan

Teacher, Sports fan, Peanut allergy victim

[“Nik” 🎷🪖 @NikLynam]

With a 15 year resume that:

- Won 4 playoff rounds total
- Bottom 10 in playoff games won
- Franchise coach quit mid year on your vision
- Biggest fall off in presidents trophy history
- Nik Ehlers pops off after you treated him like the red headed step child
- Franchise GOAT trying to get out

You just gotta keep the architect. Standard operating procedure in pro sports Biz

[“Nik” 🎷🪖 @NikLynam]

Preemptively stating that If they were to do so:

[eithan @eith12]

Announce Vlad 8x8.5 next 😩

[Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets]

TWO MORE YEARS OF KOEPS ✍️

[Harrison Lee (Koreamaxxing) 🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷 @HLLivingLoco]

I didn't think Winnipeg would out-tank Calgary, Buffalo, and Nashville, but it's been a real different story lately. Losing sucks, but the reward at the end of this season could save Winnipeg. Soldier on, friends, the tank is worth the pain. #NHLJets

[jetsburner @nhlburnerboi]

Imagine being a young player on the moose and being told the #NHLJets have too much depth to get called up 😂

[Yahoo Fantasy Sports @YahooFantasy]

Notable ACL and Achilles tears suffered on MetLife Stadium's turf since 2020:

· Nick Bosa (2020)
· Solomon Thomas (2020)
· Jabrill Peppers (2021)
· Wan'Dale Robinson (2022)
· Sterling Shepard (2022)
· Kyle Fuller (2022)
· Aaron Rodgers (2023)
· Potentially Malik Nabers (2025)

[Connor Hrabchak @ConnorHrabchak1]

Player drafted by the Kings who spent many years of his life in LA extends long-term in Winnipeg. Tough day for the narrative ™️

[eithan @eith12]

The quote at the end is SOMETHING ELSE

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Translation: we were having a wonderful time staring at the OTHER people on the kiss cam at a public concert but how dare you show US in the kiss cam #PuttingTheAssInAstronomer

[dennis @noribsnorice1]

Shane Gillis at the ESPYs is just all your boys in the GC everyday

[eithan @eith12]

🤮😵🤬🥶🥵🤯😓🤢🤡☠️

[Big Head Hockey @bigheadhcky]

Jets center depth next season:

Scheifele
Lowry
Toews
Namestnikov

If Toews can play, they don't really need to worry about the middle of the ice.

[James Duthie @tsnjamesduthie]

Cole Perfetti could tip it past 100 gorillas.

[NHLonTNT @NHL_On_TNT]

"I love you" ❤️

What a moment between Adam Lowry and Coach Bowness on the postgame 🥹

[I’m Sourcing @imsourcingg]

Can someone good at budgeting help me fix my monthly expenses?

Rent: $3,000
Student Loans: $700
Gym: $415
Drinks with my absolute boys (who I adore): $34,575

[eithan @eith12]

I’m in

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

When you're in Winnipeg — and the Oilers aren't playing, of course — you cheer for the Jets. #CanadaStrong #GoJetsGo

[eithan @eith12]

@OverDrive1050 @HayesTSN @odognine2 @jamiemclennan29 gentlemen we need an EMERGENCY segment. I will personally buy Derek a trip to Istanbul

[Scouting The Refs @ScoutingTheRefs]

After 1466 regular season games and 65 playoff appearances, linesman Derek Nansen will drop the puck on his final NHL game today in Ottawa as the Senators host the Florida Panthers: https://t.co/s9fSaLtmpj @Senators #Sens #FLAvsOTT

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!

[jetsburner @nhlburnerboi]

#nhljets have traded:
kovacevic chisholm heinola appleton a 2nd and a 3rd
for logan stanley
might be the worst trade in nhl history