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0tt0mate, measure and repeat.

[Leon @TrpstrLeonOG]

DAD: “At your age I already had two kids.”

ME: “How much was your apartment?”

DAD: “About $650.”

ME: “Mine is $1,850.”

DAD: “Yeah but salaries were lower.”

ME: “What did you make?”

DAD: “Maybe $35,000.”

ME: “I make $58,000.”

DAD: “Exactly. You make way more.”

ME: “My salary went up 66%.”

DAD: “Right.”

ME: “The rent went up 185%.”

Long silence.

Then he asked if I had considered getting a roommate.

I'm starting to think percentages only count when they're convenient.

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@ibuildthecloud Talos Omni and Harvester is nice too !

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@fredbrancz if you only knew... previous job generated tens of millions of € due to Perl...

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@swardley I am interested if therell be an opertunity

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@Diablo Hell is currently unavailable? I got thrown out suddenly while actually in Hell in the last part of the game and now Hell won't let me back in #code300202

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@Diablo @BlizzardCSEU_EN well I prepurchased Ultimate Edition, what gives? 😟

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@GergelyOrosz @threadreaderapp enroll

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@ibuildthecloud where? :8

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@heyBarsee @threadreaderapp enroll

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@gregisenberg @threadreaderapp enroll

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@JosephJacks_ @threadreaderapp enroll

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@NextLogicHQ @Scobleizer @mreflow @aidfulAI @threadreaderapp enroll

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@SullyOmarr @threadreaderapp enroll

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@BenjaminDEKR @hwchase17 @yoheinakajima @langchain @threadreaderapp enroll

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@jbellack @threadreaderapp enroll

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@alexxubyte @threadreaderapp enroll

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@emaxerrno @threadreaderapp enroll

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@kelseyhightower Learning to stop focusing on the technology and more on the problem or concept itself is in this essential.

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@mattomata @ImJasonH @ibuildthecloud @lorenc_dan Insider threats?

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@rawkode Why Kafka if @redpandadata ? CC @emaxerrno