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[mike @mikes0587]

Ive found out that you can prevent chocolate digestives from going stale by eating the packet in one go. This also works for other types of biscuits too.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

We slept last night, He watched over us and woke us up this morning. He is God

[Umoja @W_Asherah]

I have a story for you people. So I was in Machakos recently. Booked a place on https://t.co/QN3Kpe2ZXU and - turns out I booked a place at boma yangu in Machakos. We got there and it seemed the guards knew to expect short term stay tenants. They check you in at the gate.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Having zero health problems is one of life's most underrated luxuries.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

The High Court suspended NTSA's automated speed cameras & instant fines yet Kenyans are being slammed with KSh 10,000 overspeeding fines on roads with NO signs!

All money funneled to a KCB co-managed account under the 21-yr PPP.

Whose account is it really? Who owns it?

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

🤔

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs

[The Mayor @themayor_ke]

SHOCK as Controller of budget reveals a debt crisis where Ksh 3.3 trillion in external debt is due within a year.

Apparently, treasury has been taking loans even before projects were ready.

In one case, the treasury took a loan for KPLC to lay underground cables, only for Kenya power to reveal that they were not aware of such project.

[Raskin Oyugi @Raskinoyugi]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.

We shall never forget the June 25th Moments.😔💔

[Joshua Okayo @okayojoshua]

If it appears, just retweet.
We shall never forget!

#RutoMustGo

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

The Ugandans will also have control of the firm after successfully negotiating for two seats at KPC’s board of directors, as well as veto powers in the appointment of the firm’s chief executive officer. Observers across the board say Uganda did not just buy a stake but control of KPC, and that Kenya has handed its energy independence to a foreign entity.

https://t.co/ZwH3f8ocVM

[Nasambu @FlavNasmbu]

🚨 KENYANS, WE MUST PAY ATTENTION TO THIS

Parliament is proposing changes to the Citizenship & Immigration Act that should concern us all.

After independence, the law allowed migrants who had lived in Kenya to apply for citizenship within a limited window of 7 years post-independence.

Now the proposed amendment removes that deadline entirely and introduces a vague test of “habitual residence since 1963.”

How will anyone verify residence from 60+ years ago?

And who has never 'found' a country 6 decades post-independence?

Yet citizenship automatically means:
• The right to vote
• The right to influence elections
• The right to shape who governs Kenya

Mnaona kwenye wanaenda na hii maneno!!

⚠️ Parliament is considering this amendment right now.
📅 Deadline for public participation: 24th March

YOU MUST SPEAK ON THIS!!

Silence on laws like this today can shape who votes tomorrow.

#PublicParticipation #ProtectKenya #CitizenshipLaw

@Njeriwamwea84 @BundiKirianki @eastersins @GyanWahome @KijanayaKabras @mi6rima @MugureNjehia @Wanjiru2027 @abbiezuena

[UnpRAWvoked @karigoh]

Nataka wamama mjue grounding is always based on the foundation of family. Her family has always played a huge role in her consistency and this translates to her growth... I'd trust her with my whole life because of that.
I also love how she appreciates benja*

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

Youth Leader Dr. Oburu Odinga has Linda Ground. Senator Edwin Sifuna has Linda Mwananchi. Kenyans now have LINDA KANISA.

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

We have found Menelik Kimani at his parents home in Cura village, Kiganjo. He is well. He is very strong. The DCI confiscated his mobile phone without getting a court order from a Magistrate. He says thank you for everything.

[Sharon🌹 @sharkell14]

Back when I was still dating my ex, he took this short video of me from behind. Nothing crazy, just my bare back while he moved my hair aside. It actually looked really nice, so I sent it to two of my friends on WhatsApp as view once. One of them actually saved it cause she had

[FlyJambojet @FlyJambojet]

Your words stayed with us, @leonora_ahinga. The gratitude, the faith, and that quiet promise to 'try again tomorrow.'

To celebrate your journey, we’re gifting you and your son return flights to Mombasa and a two-night stay at @MombasabeachH.

Here’s to finally feeling that adrenaline up there and to the beautiful memories you’ll create together. ✨
#MoreThanAJourney

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

All my life I knew that JJ Kamotho was the minister of Education

[OnlyBangers @OnlyBangersEth]

Jacket was worth every penny!

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

Y’all hyped aer pocket fresheners so much, they decided instead of toning down on the scent, let’s make it only last a day now…