Not The Colonel

Not missing the BS. Just missing the personalities met over so many years. Be nice, it's easier than being an asshole.

[Not The Colonel @ekcalgary]

And look at those smiling faces.

[Peter J. Boyle @PeterJ_Boyle]

Canadians enjoying a Hawkatone Lager in Canterbury! @JeremyClarkson @ClarksonsFarm1 #backbritishfarming

[Peter J. Boyle @PeterJ_Boyle]

Canadians enjoying a Hawkatone Lager in Canterbury! @JeremyClarkson @ClarksonsFarm1 #backbritishfarming

[Not The Colonel @ekcalgary]

8 persons or more should be 18% minimum.
Less than 8 should be approx 15% to start.
$75-$100 is minimum expected.

Can't fathom paying that for service then stay home or hit the drive through.

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic.
~Lea Robertson

[Not The Colonel @ekcalgary]

@calgaryherald If she could find Italy on a map, without using an app, I'd be impressed. Enjoy your 15 Minutes. Have an older adult explain that reference.

[Not The Colonel @ekcalgary]

Grifters got to grift

[CityNews Calgary @citynewscalgary]

U.S. President Donald Trump has rescinded his invitation to PM Mark Carney to join his new “Board of Peace” https://t.co/G3QRSSdH1B

[CityNews Calgary @citynewscalgary]

U.S. President Donald Trump has rescinded his invitation to PM Mark Carney to join his new “Board of Peace” https://t.co/G3QRSSdH1B

[Not The Colonel @ekcalgary]

Too Many Badges

[Dr Helen Fry | WWII Historian @DrHelenFry]

Describe Monty in 3 words:

[Dr Helen Fry | WWII Historian @DrHelenFry]

Describe Monty in 3 words:

[Sportsnet 960 @Sportsnet960]

🔥🔥🔥#Flames Goal!!!🔥🔥🔥

Kadri finishes off a beautiful passing play for his second of the game

#Flames 4 #GoJetsGo 1

🔊 https://t.co/VgjaXZHgb0

[Not The Colonel @ekcalgary]

@likesmokenoakum OJ

[Not The Colonel @ekcalgary]

It's Labour Day. With a U, the Canadian way.
Alberta Day? Whatever.

[Danielle Smith @ABDanielleSmith]

This Alberta Day weekend, we celebrate much more than a place… we celebrate the people who make it extraordinary. Our home is built on courage, determination, and a love of freedom.

Today, let’s honour the land that inspires us and the Albertans who make it strong.

[Not The Colonel @ekcalgary]

$3.95 of gas for $48.21. Just a rip off.

[David Robinson @CalgaryDave]

I used $4 of natural gas... And it cost me $50.

How is this not criminal, @ABDanielleSmith?

[Not The Colonel @ekcalgary]

@80s_Kidz Fuck......

[Not The Colonel @ekcalgary]

@TankMuseum My name is Jack

[USGA @USGA]

Want to blow your playing partners' minds?

Apply this rule! 🤯

[Not The Colonel @ekcalgary]

@likesmokenoakum @graceyldn Prairie Oysters; as we call them in the shadow of the Rocky Mountains. And damn delicious with hot sauce and a local pilsner.

[Not The Colonel @ekcalgary]

@militaryhistori @RoyalFamily A well executed visit and Throne Speech. It did not go unnoticed by its intended audience south of the border. Mission accomplished.

[Not The Colonel @ekcalgary]

@SecDef Stop taking grammer lessons from Linda McMahon. It should be "fewer generals" not "less generals."

[Not The Colonel @ekcalgary]

@likesmokenoakum @afneil Real cured and dried beef jerky. Not the processed fatty shit.
The kind Clint Eastwood could chew and generate enough saliva to slowly spit his indifference towards you.

[Not The Colonel @ekcalgary]

Hmmm, calvados. Excellent.

[Adam🇺🇦 @likesmokenoakum]

@DavidPGCSE If you could throw away the smaller ones and just fill Barack with calvados, that would be grand