eke

...and you call yourself a lawyer

[eke @eke___]

You either can, or you are unable to can.

You cannot cannot because cannot is a negative word and we are pushing out all forms of negativity.

Bless x

[Tonton 🇨🇵 @DiKachii]

I have done my small share of travel within Africa to form a sizable sample size.

It may sound hard to believe and hard to see but I think Nigerians are the most opened to other African foreigners which sounds like a paradox coz we also have a tribalism problem.

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

The Nigerian electricity supply industry has continued to face a real and present danger of collapse despite the efforts made in more than two decades to initiate a reform of the sector.

[Not the Little B 💕 @BlehisBack]

Oh that’s the new excuse? 😂😂
“He disguised as a tech guy”

Naso

I’ll hold your hand when I say this: there is no one who willingly dates a yahoo boy that doesn’t know his source of income.

Might not be immediate, but eventually they know and make the choice to stay and continue enjoying that lifestyle .

No be only tech guy.

[eke @eke___]

This brother is not thinking straight.

[… @Praise_Ffs]

Everyone who thought Buhari was going to be better than Gej is a big fool.

[Tonton 🇨🇵 @DiKachii]

We need to learn to have conversations on principles... what's my bloody business with banger boys, dfpmo abeg.

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

SLAVERY is going to restart in Northern Nigeria if it hasn't already restarted

It's only a matter of time before bandits, herders, and terrorists realise that it's easier to turn the people they kidnap into mining slaves to produce gold for them than to wait on uncertain ransom

[Tonton 🇨🇵 @DiKachii]

I don't like coming for people directly I prefer to generalise issues..and I am sure the BUA is a stand up guy but him being denied entry into SA for expired visa is just symptomatic of the anyhowness of the average Nigerian and Nigerian system.

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

Everyone is quick to blame people for their health issues when beside me back in the icu was a 7 years old girl with almost 3 failed organs fighting for her life. What could possibly be her mistakes?

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

In terms of behavioral consistency, the most reliable predictor of future performance, is past performance.

You can’t get a friend or a partner with a bad track record and believe you’re special so it can’t happen to you. It will

[eke @eke___]

Just cut my hair for 3k in WUSE 2 in a plaza right on the express.

That 3k is the 20% tip you’ll give to the cheapest Lekki Barbers so they don’t pour dusting powder in your eyes.

[eke @eke___]

Sometimes I just want to buy something for ChatGPT

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

There comes a time when those in government have stolen so much that there is nothing left to steal, and they only want to remain in power to keep themselves out of jail.

[eke @eke___]

No one beats Yoruba weddings in sharing Souvenirs.

And I’m saying this as someone who has attended a Hausa wedding that Flat screen TVs were shared as souvenirs.

[eke @eke___]

I’m at my guy’s wedding today.
I’ve known him for quite sometime but it’s only today that I’m knowing his actual government name.

[eke @eke___]

Age of Empires

[Dave @GamewithDave]

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

[eke @eke___]

Please I don’t and have never discussed politics with you.
Go and do the work of your masters and leave me out of it.

[IKECHUKWU @iykimo]

But if your brother gets the ADC presidential ticket, everyone should mobilize for him?

ADC won't make the mistake of giving its presidential ticket to saboteurs, political neophytes and online noisemakers.

It will never happen!!

Go and vote for Tinubu.

Nobody cares

[eke @eke___]

Any political permutation that fields a northern candidate in ADC, on Election day, I’ll personally go out with my own money in mint notes and share to people who can confirm that they have voted BAT.

[Babájídé @Babajiide]

Hi everyone, I’m seeking a head of tax for West Africa. If you know any suitable candidates, preferably from Nigeria, please let them apply. Thanks!
https://t.co/EYFYTlqYTk

[eke @eke___]

Yes it’s banter.
But this is a very careless and irresponsible statement to make.

[last born @olasebotifeg]

“i sold all the bottled water y’all are drinking here so your life is in my hands” - Eniola Badmus Badosky says 😂😂