ekes

he/him / silly goofy clinically insane
co-founder of glip glop

[ekes @ekes01]

i love my big sword

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

yall see it right i’m not losing my mind

[idyllist ❆ @Paxanimous]

If you’re a man between the ages of 18-29 & you’re not spending 7+ hours a day on video games you’re wasting your life & your ancestors are ashamed of you

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

microdosing killing myself by getting 1 year older every year

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

“Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?”

“That is the only time he can be brave.”

[ekes @ekes01]

@BeerBehavior bro got toothpick legs and is talking lmao. sitting down cuz if u stand ur legs might snap in half

[✨🇺🇸PrinceofNature🇺🇸✨ @PrinceofNature9]

“The back rooms? I’m sorry sir only employees are allowed back there.”

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[Pixy @pixyAnon7]

James may had that shit on though

[Travis @TravisSerrano07]

Me hitting the gay man with my big ahh dih

[ekes @ekes01]

@_bt33_ @allhailkb1 @American_AV8R @roninmercllc @Yeenie_Mcbeenie you cant say one group commits more crime and thats bad and then elect a criminal for president and say thats good

[ekes @ekes01]

@American_AV8R @roninmercllc @Yeenie_Mcbeenie america has a white theif, rapist and pedo for president

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Me going back to Question 2 after Question 5 snitched on it

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

counter strike is a beautiful game because it's basically a mixture of chess and gambling. however, low-level play is indistinguishable from a dream where you are punching someone and your fists turn to marshmallows

[blaire @pissshit90001]

“Why don’t you just ask ChatGPT” Why don’t you just Go Die #HowBoutThemApples

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Me when the procrastinating and studying on the last day combo works again (I will never learn from my mistakes)

[𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔐𝔦𝔮𝔲𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 🥀 @gorgons_kiss]

I’ve made it to Shadow of the Erdtree.
MESSMER LET ME IN

[ekes @ekes01]

@scyetchar too real. danas dva projektna, sutra ispit srida treci projektni. kms

[ekes @ekes01]

@JoKolokojoho @DobriSkeletor "ko govori da vas treba pobit"
"treba te išamarat"
liku ti si tolki debil nije istinito