Elly Kjeldbjerg

she/her

[Elly Kjeldbjerg @ekjeldbjerg]

My partner turned 26 during this pandemic/quarantine, so I threw him an “around the world” “bar crawl” at home. A thread:

[Elly Kjeldbjerg @ekjeldbjerg]

Yay for a silicone ring with my regular ring purchase #StagheadDesigns @StagHeadDesigns

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

hope to god i’m never seated next to Jennifer

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Give a man a MoonPie and he will thank you but teach a man to MoonPie and Clint from our legal team will take immediate action

[Bro @booorgan]

the hold this sexy spider queen had on me from the chuck e cheese stomp game

[Jenée @jdesmondharris]

I would pay to watch footage of someone doing their "own research" on vaccines. Share your screen because I am absolutely dying to know what you're looking at

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

what the hell oreos

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

It’s so funny to me how many people are basically like, “Look, I won’t get the vaccine BUT I also refuse to wear a mask. HOWEVER, as a compromise, I insist you let me go everywhere a vaccinated person can go.”

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

Matt Damon's Daughter:

[Elly Kjeldbjerg @ekjeldbjerg]

@mikayjay7 @sylvia_plate @alissa_winslow @TayMoe9 @Santanna_P I’ll be honest, I’d be an incredibly weak link but WOULD buy a pitcher (or several) of beer

[plastic @babyxdaydream]

what was i going on about

[Elly Kjeldbjerg @ekjeldbjerg]

@dadwroteaporno With the return of the Dutches, I needed to share what I picture every time I hear “her” magnificent voice.

[Elly Kjeldbjerg @ekjeldbjerg]

@thoughtsofsalsa Offended I wasn’t immediately contacted

[Nina Luckshmi Mohan @NinaLMohan]

the official arthur page asked people to wish mr. ratburn and his husband a happy 2 year anniversary and the comments are a journey

[Elly Kjeldbjerg @ekjeldbjerg]

you’re trying to tell me some people just walk around with no knee pain? suuuurrrreeee

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Did a tick write this tweet

[brady @zipoffs]

made an absolutely devastating typo in the group chat