Elijah Knepper

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Doris Burke on my TV

[Elijah Knepper @eknep]

SVG is so pissed watching OKC flop all over the place lmao

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

LeBron has now played 295 playoff games.

In terms of GameScore, his performance tonight ranks 192nd out of 295.

29-13-6 with an insanely clutch steal & 3 pointer is not even a top 190 playoff game for LeBron James.

[Matt Clapp @TheBlogfines]

Pitching to Nico Hoerner there should get Carlos Mendoza fired on that alone.

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

Cruz, get ready to learn DH buddy!!

[Nick Van Exel @vanexel31]

Iowa St with a defensive clinic.

[Elijah Knepper @eknep]

I don’t think ISU can win it all if Jefferson doesn’t play but they can snatch your soul on the defensive end if you aren’t sharp and UK isn’t sharp today

[Made For March @madeformarch]

Pour one out for the final moments of this year's NCAA Tournament quad box era.

See you again in 2027.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

CUSTODY BATTLE LUKA IS THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME 😭

(via @realapp)

[Elijah Knepper @eknep]

If Sengun isn’t going to shoot these wide open 3’s and let Wemby/Kornet just stand in the middle of the lane and take away cuts, it’s gonna be a long night for Houston. Anything outside the paint, SA is playing off. He’s an all star. Go score.

[Elijah Knepper @eknep]

My girlfriend, who knows very little about sports, said her Mount Rushmore of athletes is: Reggie Miller, Tony Dungy, Peyton Manning and “Steven” Curry. Later noted she would add Tom Brady

[William Cockerill @walkonmoose]

With all due respect, the ESPN app is, by far, the worst app to watch sports on

[Elijah Knepper @eknep]

Sucks that Lamar Wilkerson has to play on this shitty team. He deserved better this year #iubb

[Elijah Knepper @eknep]

Also, the nuggets schedule in March is brutal so they need to be stacking wins when they can

[Elijah Knepper @eknep]

Don’t really care about the rest factor. The warriors ran out a mash unit and dominated the nuggets for most of that game. Pretty embarrassing loss for a team with championship aspirations.

[Elijah Knepper @eknep]

Don’t really care about the rest factor. The warriors ran out a mash unit and dominated the nuggets for most of that game. Pretty embarrassing loss for a team with championship aspirations.

[Elijah Knepper @eknep]

Mick Cronin’s a piece of shit

[The Field of 68 @TheFieldOf68]

Mick Cronin when asked about the Izzone:

“I could give a rat’s ass about the other student section… I would like to give you a kudos for the worst question I’ve ever been asked” �

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

I thought we were going to have to wait until the 2028 Olympics to see Wemby lose on this court to the USA again.

[Joe Pontillo @JoePontillo]

If I have to pay $6 to rent a 40 year old movie off Amazon when I have a Prime subscription then we should just reopen Blockbuster. I'd rather have their employees judge my life choices.