Elliot

one time i stubbed my toe and made my mom take me to urgent care about it

[Elliot @ekparker_4]

@frenchkissabyss @LeftismForU i’m telling varg (the other one)

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

thinking about my 27th bday party when i when out for a cig and when i got back my friend was like "oh everybody was looking for you" and i was like "lol why"

[Elliot @ekparker_4]

@spookyquinne omg the queen noticed me 🙌🏻😍

[Elliot @ekparker_4]

why did youtube just give me FIVE (5) 20+ second unskippable ads 😭

[Elliot @ekparker_4]

he ate without youtube 😭 😭 😭

[Elliot @ekparker_4]

@hanksredhot 7

[Elliot @ekparker_4]

@news10nbc i want that job so bad, i’m incredibly corny and extremely funny (trust me)

[Elliot @ekparker_4]

@MatthewSantoro and i love both of them 🫡

[Elliot @ekparker_4]

NOOOOOOO THEY MADE THEIR OWN DAMN CORN SONG

[Elliot @ekparker_4]

i’m so glad the corn song isn’t popular rn bc i’m watching the macys day parade and they would definitely sing that

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

I just typed out “okie dokie” deleted it, and sent “aight word” instead

[Elliot @ekparker_4]

@spookyquinne i really stared at ur tweet thinking “wtf is an exsectera”

[Elliot @ekparker_4]

@hanksredhot @CREELSLUT literally 😭

[Elliot @ekparker_4]

thank god for my sister (my 13 yr old brother would loose his mind if he knew i’m calling him gay rn)

[Elliot @ekparker_4]

@hanksredhot 😔

[Elliot @ekparker_4]

gay mother fucker fr

[Elliot @ekparker_4]

@spookyquinne phone, away, now.

[alex @perfectllover]

get out of my face bitch