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poprocks n pussy

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Entergalactic by @KiDCuDi is truly a masterpiece.

Smoked a joint and watched it twice in a row.

Beautiful.

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@fighterjetandme @idrwalerts So when the same guy says we destroyed multiple hangars/radars/runways he's lying but when he talks about lost Indian aircraft he's saying the truth?? Lmaoo

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Give him a lollypop and a hat with a propeller

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

Tamilnadu CM Joseph Vijay demands IMMEDIATE ROLLBACK of fuel price hike.

He said it is hurting the poor, middle class and MSME sector.

[Robo @robowyd]

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to watch the full reproductive cycle of an iPod nano

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@nayahun166411 @TheLegateIN HAL is in Bangalore, South India. None of your missiles have the range to hit it.

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Translation: when the UAE asked us to repay the money they had loaned us, the Saudis jumped in and loaned us more money to repay our other loan.

Sounds like a hooker trying to pay her pimp

[Ali @junaidalirehan2]

When the UAE, demanded its deposit back, who stepped in to help us?
It's Saudia & it will always be Saudia. But if Saudia needs our help we should stay neutral, cuz Iran might get offended, Iran who was signing trade agreements with india, when India attacked us.

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These fkin rats were smiling when asked about Pahalgam, now they beat their chests for a leader who didnt give a f about them, pls use pellet guns again, fkin vermin

[Divya Gandotra Tandon @divya_gandotra]

I have never seen them show this level of loyalty to the nation… to India itself.

The contrast speaks louder than any debate ever could.
https://t.co/n9RG5aRCDj

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Casually kya they've been doing this for the last 10 years

[Mihir Jha @MihirkJha]

While the Media drools over Pappu’s nonsense in Parliament, Supriya’s tweets, and Mahua’s tantrums as "Breaking News", in an Insignificant and irrelevant news, the IAF just casually landed Sukhoi and Transport Jets on Assam highways.

[Priyanka Lakhara @codewithpri]

IT’S WILD THAT THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO SAVE SOMETHING AS A PDF IS TO LIE TO YOUR COMPUTER THAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO PRINT IT 😭😭😭

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@FighterPiloting We only used standoff weapons, runways were hit by rampage and scalp. SAAW was not involved

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Dropshipper @amangupta0303 got teabagged lol love it, buying a bonkers t-shirt just for this

[Shantanu Goel @shantanugoel]

Haven't seen someone getting slapped better than this on the tele 😂 Many of these sharks behave as if they are doing charity and not a business deal

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When 2 young students were hit and killed by a drunk driver in Pune, Ajit Pawar was the first to pull strings to help the accused who happened to be politically connected to the NCP

Today, he's reduced to ash only identifiable by the 2 Cr. wrist watch he wore

Good riddance

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@oldschoolmonk Thenga Thackeray

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@PratapSarnaik such visionary leadership

[The Kaipullai @thekaipullai]

Once upon a time, Maharashtra's transport minister posted a video on his cracking down on bike taxis because they are apparently illegal and unsafe

Then the bike taxi company sponsored the minister's son Dahi Handi tournament

Today while waiting for my Uber at the metro station I saw at least 5 bike taxi pickups in 10 minutes

I guess we have discovered a new avenue for getting permissions

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@FrontalForce Have some shame before sharing AI vids

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@gs_2772

[diplo @diplo]

I was 20 when I first came to India with nothing but a restless mind and an old Enfield I bought from a friend in Delhi who taught me to ride in one dusty afternoon. He took my money, flew back to Florida, and left me with one rule: don’t hit a cow, and only ride between 2–6 a.m. if you want to survive the heat and smog. Somehow, that became a philosophy for everything that followed.

I crossed the country like a kid inside a dream — Calcutta to Delhi to Rishikesh — sleeping on the bike when I had to, chasing chai stalls to stay awake, tossing the bike on trains when I could afford it. I swam in the Ganges, did yoga with elders who moved like water, bought vinyl in back-alley shops, fell in love the way only your twenties let you, and wrote long confusing emails to my mom from glowing village internet cafés.

In Gujarat I stopped long enough to help with earthquake relief, eat thalis in strangers’ homes, and learn “Kem Cho” and “Majama.” India didn’t just teach me independence — it cracked me open creatively. It showed me how improvisation is its own kind of discipline, how getting lost is a form of education.

I never imagined I’d be invited back years later to collaborate with artists I once watched on café computers — working with actors like SRK, making videos like “Lean On” that crossed billions of views, nearly dying during spiritual side quests in Leh and Varanasi, falling for Bollywood sweethearts, and still believing every strange turn meant something.

Twenty-five years later I returned to these roads, riding nine hours a day across the Himalayas on a much newer Enfield. And then — perfectly — I ended up performing at a massive Enfield festival in Goa and celebrating afterward in a motorcycle garage, as if time folded back on itself.

Two decades have changed India and me both. But every time I come back, I feel the same truth: growth happens when you surrender to the unknown, when the road teaches you more than any classroom could.

India was my beginning. And somehow, it still is.

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@ThaneCityPolice loud firecrackers at wedding in Nisarg lawns, Hiranandani Estate. It is 1AM

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@ThaneCityPolice very loud fireworks near Nisarg restaurant, Hiranandani Estate, Patlipada

It is paat midnight

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@kimshospitals your Thane hospital has extremely bright neon signboards that stay lit throughout the night

Switch it off at night,

its a nuisance to residents living in the area