Emily

“i am just a speck of dust inside a giant’s eye”

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

Benoit Allaire is insatiable. Shesterkin was too easy. He rehabilitated Quick in 2 months. Domingue dominant.

In the next game the Rangers will play a goaltender they found at Chelsea Pier just to prove a point. He will save 28 of 29 shots.

[Emily @ekramz409]

on the plane is worse - there is NO point in reclining before meal service !!!!!! ya just gotta fix ur seat in 20 minutes anyway!!!!

[Emily @ekramz409]

the poor guy at our departure gate is /so/ done. “we kindly request that unless you are boarding you SIT. DOWN.” he sounds like he’s gonna cry

also airports are wild it’s like everyone just forgets how to be a person

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

live your life in such a way that the whole fucking world isn't anxiously awaiting your mug shot

[The Berliner Magazine @theberlinermag]

News latest: 🦁 Lion hysteria: We examine the evidence

❗As the hunt for the alleged lioness continues in Berlin's Kleinmachow area, we examine the evidence so far.

#EXBnews #Lion #Loewin

Full story: https://t.co/HmazexWkcm

[Emily @ekramz409]

half of berlin is currently in lockdown ("stay inside. keep all doors and windows closed") because someone spotted a lion eating a wild boar in a park yesterday, but no one has reported a missing lion. so ya know. that's happening

[Emily @ekramz409]

i’m in my doctors waiting room and this man has his keyboard sounds on. no headphones. everyone can hear what he’s typing. a true psychopath.

[undrafted free agent @mssiveschlong]

they went to a hockey game thinking it was going to b a basketball game fjsdakf absolutely love the energy of this video shoutout to Iiam neeson

[Columbus Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL]

Our time with you was Quick but memorable.

[Emily @ekramz409]

it is monday at 11pm is screaming on the subway reaaaaaaally necessary ?

[Emily @ekramz409]

how tired am i this morning, you ask? i just accidentally took my melatonin at 7am instead of my morning meds 🙃 can’t wait to see how work goes today !!!!!!!

[Emily @ekramz409]

started the month with norovirus, ending it with hand, foot, mouth

i love working in childcare i love working in childcare i love working in childcare i love working in childcare i lo-

[Emily @ekramz409]

just helped two separate senior citizens buy their monthly train ticket at my subway stop so safe to say i’m officially a german 😂😂

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

Abortion, which is lifesaving in cases of miscarriage, ectopic pregnancy, etc, will now be illegal in many states & even criminal in some & women will die as a result of this decision. So don't tell me you're pro-life.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Lock Nation’s Toddlers In Hot Cars https://t.co/9tIgQ5YOMW

[Emily @ekramz409]

i talk a lot of shit about how great it is living in a city and not having a car and whatever but i just had to walk home from work in a thunderstorm with no rainjacket/umbrella and i take it all back

[Emily @ekramz409]

currently on the same flight to berlin as my college german professor and like, i’d rather not

[Emily @ekramz409]

crying at how many people just asked me how to scan a QR code at the testing center like dude ? it’s been two YEARS how have you not figured out how these work. also i don’t work here i’m just tryna figure out if this fever is covid or a fucking cold lmao