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Nerd. Storyteller. Charmer of things.
Corp Comms at Verizon. Opinions my own. #IamVZ
#Pitmamma #BoardGameGeek #Archery #amwriting

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

MAGA, be honest—if a foreign enemy invaded the U.S. and occupied 20% of our land, would you seriously argue that we shouldn’t declare martial law? That we shouldn’t fight back? That we should just hand over whatever the enemy demands?

Because that’s exactly what Trump is telling Ukraine to do. And somehow, you're all nodding along.

It’s wild how fast your ideals and moral compass shift to match whatever Trump decides is right that day. If you can’t even question him—if you’re not allowed to have a differing opinion—then let’s stop pretending this isn’t a cult.

[erinaceous @ekristoff]

@elonmusk But still not as difficult as getting between you and the botox bar 🤷🏻‍♀️ #momoneymopathetic

[erinaceous @ekristoff]

@LordSnow Honestly Shereen but I need to throw Hodor in as honorable mention

[Movies, politics, life. @urbanmyths]

Donald Trump found a new toy in RFK jr. because he’s gotten bored with his broken one in JD Vance. Let’s see if Vance can repair himself before Trump throws him out. .

Remember when RFK jr. was screaming about how he desperately needed Secret Service protection? You know what the best way is to get that protection back now? Become Trump’s new VP pick. Fast.

[Celine Dion @celinedion]

Today, Celine Dion’s management team and her record label, Sony Music Entertainment Canada Inc., became aware of the unauthorized usage of the video, recording, musical performance, and likeness of Celine Dion singing “My Heart Will Go On” at a Donald Trump / JD Vance campaign rally in Montana.

In no way is this use authorized, and Celine Dion does not endorse this or any similar use.

…And really, THAT song?

[pete 🇵🇭 @PetesuhPan]

seagulls & crabs do not like action figures

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

CNN: Trump guilty
NBC: Trump guilty
ABC: Trump guilty
FOX:

[erinaceous @ekristoff]

@jk_rowling U once raised a meaty ❓️abt prdtrs tkg adv of #transrights. I don't agree- u lose freedom to fear & they find 1M ways 2 predate. But thn u lost ur point in ur own defense. Plz, try & ask urself, would she hear what I'm saying & the voices that champion me NOW & be proud?

[Dan Huelsman @TheDanHuelsman]

Those copywriters trying to write those obituaries gonna be like…..

[erinaceous @ekristoff]

@VerizonSupport Taylor Ham. Case in point: #Bandaid. #ScotchTape. #QTip. #Kleenex. Sometimes the brand transcends the use. I rest my case. Or would you like me to #Google more examples? ;) #VTeam

[erinaceous @ekristoff]

👏It's 👏 Taylor 👏Ham. LOL #IamVZ #Thisiswhatwefightabout #VTeam

[George Koroneos 🗿🍹 @GLKCreative]

Introducing @Verizon Gizmo Watch 3 featuring Puppet George, because I needed a stand-in while at #CES2023. If you want to check it out, come find me on the CES floor or at Pepcom. It is the best kids wearable, IMO. Here’s everything you need to know. https://t.co/lKlWZoTZQx

[billboard SKZ @billboardskz]

#StrayKids once again breaks the Spotify K-pop Global Chart record for artist with most charted songs in a single week (38 songs), surpassing themselves (35 songs)! 👏🏽

@Stray_Kids occupy ~1/5 of the chart!
#스트레이키즈 #SKZREPLAY

[erinaceous @ekristoff]

🚨Guilty!🚨
Enough games Darrell. Finally #JusticeforWaukesha

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Darrell Brooks killed 6 people in Waukesha after driving into a Christmas parade with his SUV. He is representing himself in court and arguing with a judge who is showing a lot of patience so that this POS doesn't get any chance at an appeal or mistrial.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Penguins chasing a butterfly.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I hope you have at least one person who breathes life into you. I hope you find the time to pursue all your weird passions, stay up late reading for no reason whatsoever, drink deep of the joy of things. I hope you stay fascinated and unafraid.

[erinaceous @ekristoff]

#facts

[pete 🇵🇭 @PetesuhPan]

Just finished watching Barbarian. Not enough people talking about this movie!

[erinaceous @ekristoff]

I've been waiting for this for weeks! Great speakers and panels for both entrepreneurs and corporate ladies like myself. Watch live!!

[Women's CoLab @WmnsCoLab]

WATCH NOW: Top female business leaders will be speaking on their career journeys, mentorship, building financial acumen + more. We’ll also have a Keynote address from @SuzyBatiz founder of @Pourri, and one of America’s richest self-made women. https://t.co/6m4ytizhWI

[erinaceous @ekristoff]

@GLKCreative Oh well. If it sounds like a beloved condiment brand it must not be right.

[erinaceous @ekristoff]

When Misha gets snubbed by #MetGala the #GISH army rallies. Introducing the #DebtGala, you know, for #The99Percent. If Ryan Seacrest asks, I'm wearing bills and coupons.