Emily Soward

Scientist & Tech Lead - AI Security & Privacy @AWSCloud. AI Research, NLP, DevOps for Data Science. My opinions are my own. #ActuallyAutistic #ADHD 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[Emily Soward @eksoward]

Finally told my spouse that one of my college career goals was to be an itinerant webmaster and he laughed but joke’s on him. #consultantlife #dreambig

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@gabsmashh https://t.co/NpuCV6jzca

[Emily Soward @eksoward]

I’m ~6’ tall all up with green jeans and a black shirt that says “it means recovery time objective” in purple script. 🌽 earrings, loud af.

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HMU if you’re going to see Hackers tonight at the museum!

[Emily Soward @eksoward]

HMU if you’re going to see Hackers tonight at the museum!

[Amazon News @amazonnews]

🆕Today: Excited to announce we’ve joined the U.S. Artificial Intelligence Safety Institute Consortium, established by the National Institute of Standards and Technology (@NIST), in order to continue our efforts to help advance safe and secure AI in partnership with government and industry leaders. ⬇️

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Okay why was I able to post this on the wrong day tho?

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyXitterAnniversary

[Emily Soward @eksoward]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyXitterAnniversary

[Emily Soward @eksoward]

@chrismunns Did you try getting more mud under the tape? It’s not adhering, looks like. If there are bubbles you gotta replace it or it’s just gonna be like that. There’s a ton of youtube videos you can watch; what worked for me was slicking down mud, taping, and more mud.

[Emily Soward @eksoward]

Shout out to the individual on the ground floor of my building with a case of white claws at the opening of the business day, amazing vibe.

[Emily Soward @eksoward]

Just drove by Whole Foods loss prevention talking to a guy dressed as Waldo from the busking with his saxophone and 1.) the Where’s Waldo experience has really leveled up but also 2.) my daughter is like going to the mat defending that Waldo is nice and didn’t do anything wrong.

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We are just over an hour away from my talk on Organizational Partnerships for Evolving AI/ML Security & Privacy in Portland, and I’ll be here at 2:30 eating snacks and networking with the Portland AWS User Group. Join us! https://t.co/OQmwiUiVYt

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

U.S. Military Veterans: The deadline to register for PACT Act benefits and receive backdated benefits due to burn pit and other service-connected environmental exposures is Aug 9 (next week).

Even after that date, you should file for benefits if you match any below conditions 👇

[Emily Soward @eksoward]

A masterful, resonant historical film about holding Q clearance while being hunted, watched, and accused of espionage, #Oppenheimer is a must-see for any scientist experienced in grey areas. Though my #hotdog🌭 never arrived, the theater insisted on a refund and gave me one free.

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Simply delightful, no notes, absolutely recommend #Barbie and am about to go to #Oppenheimer where I will have a #hotdog🌭 delivered to my seat to sustain my once in a lifetime #Barbenheimer experience. Now thinking about every near-miss I’ve seen due to the hubris of man…

[Emily Soward @eksoward]

Simply delightful, no notes, absolutely recommend #Barbie and am about to go to #Oppenheimer where I will have a #hotdog🌭 delivered to my seat to sustain my once in a lifetime #Barbenheimer experience. Now thinking about every near-miss I’ve seen due to the hubris of man…

[Emily Soward @eksoward]

At #Barbenheimer remembering my aunt Barbara. After leaving the convent and raising 4 kids, she lived in an RV with her 2nd husband, collected black cats and Barbies, wore leisure suits, drove to Mx annually to buy insulin, wrote romance & erotica and gigged as a campground host.

[Emily Soward @eksoward]

At #Barbenheimer remembering my aunt Barbara. After leaving the convent and raising 4 kids, she lived in an RV with her 2nd husband, collected black cats and Barbies, wore leisure suits, drove to Mx annually to buy insulin, wrote romance & erotica and gigged as a campground host.

[Emily Soward @eksoward]

I’ve paid $859 for meds I need this month due to ongoing screwups in the supply chain. Now that every pharmacy is used calls from people looking to get stimulant meds anyway, can we de-schedule or create an exemption for permanent use of these drugs now or what? This ain’t it yo

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Talk starting in 15 mins!

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Tomorrow Portland AWS User Group welcomes @setheliot at AWS Elemental!! Hope to see you there! https://t.co/cfOVbv0euP

[Emily Soward @eksoward]

Tomorrow Portland AWS User Group welcomes @setheliot at AWS Elemental!! Hope to see you there! https://t.co/cfOVbv0euP

[Emily Soward @eksoward]

Come buy stuff so my kids can afford treats at Disneyland! https://t.co/eCviTMDqsd

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My ration of tweet views never came @Twitter 😢

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Correction: apparently jonesing for hot takes. Can’t believe the way to get my garage cleaned out was for the bird app to be sabotaged but okay I guess. Guess I’ll just have to text my sister about how her grandfolks-in-laws vow renewal is going…

[Emily Soward @eksoward]

Correction: apparently jonesing for hot takes. Can’t believe the way to get my garage cleaned out was for the bird app to be sabotaged but okay I guess. Guess I’ll just have to text my sister about how her grandfolks-in-laws vow renewal is going…

[Emily Soward @eksoward]

Eagerly awaiting my ration of hot takes. 🙏🏻🥣