Bryan Chaffin

Im chill, bored, and i work myself to death at a Mexican store 24/7 40 hours a week

[Bryan Chaffin @El_BSC18]

@Abi_Garcia35 I laugh at your pain

[Bryan Chaffin @El_BSC18]

@Abi_Garcia35 HA

[Bryan Chaffin @El_BSC18]

@Abi_Garcia35 Not just your misery. You in general

[Bryan Chaffin @El_BSC18]

@Abi_Garcia35 It's funny cuz its true

[Bryan Chaffin @El_BSC18]

Literally anyone: "how are you today?"

Me:

[Bryan Chaffin @El_BSC18]

This displeases the Son of the Shepard

[Emmafine @_3mmi3_]

When a 90's kid finds a 2×4

[hot librarian @smack__that]

doggo went under for surgery and now he is DRUGGO

[High Storytime @TheTimeIGotHigh]

"Got so high that I forgot how to chew, so I put crackers in my mouth and punched my cheeks." -WHS

[laurs @lalalaurieland]

"TORNADO WARNING⚠️: TAKE SHELTER NOW!!"
Any Texan ever: *goes out side and stands on their porch to gander at the funnel clouds*

[jas @gengarhands]

i only look for three qualities in a woman

blue eyes

white

dragon

[D$ @dmoneyUc]

What in the hill billy yee yee john deer tractor confederate flag is going on here https://t.co/3e6KwPTwNR

[Bryan Chaffin @El_BSC18]

My joints are like Rice Krispies

*Snap Crackle Pop*

[Vincent Van Gone @VVanGone]

I am
very
fucked up
and
do not
know
how
to get
unfucked

[Typical Girl @sorealpost]

me: has about 94 things I need to do, is rapidly losing friends, and is running out of money

also me: