Typical Girl

just tweeting my thoughts in 140 characters or less! :)

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Mood

[Typical Girl @sorealpost]

when my mom asks about old friends

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Me in public vs. me at home 😂😅

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When ur mad at bae but he says something funny

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At this age you gotta realize everyone has a lot of growing to do, so you either grow together or outgrow each other

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If we date, my entire family will help you make fun of me

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Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.

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bubbles is out here holding two chopsticks with no fingers and I can't even hold together my will to live

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when you have to stop your friend from texting a fuckboy

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You eating again?!"

Me: ......... no

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Never
ignore
a
person
who
loves
and
cares
for
you,
because
one
day
you
may
realize
that
you’ve
lost
the
moon
while
counting
the
stars

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Me everyday.

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Showering ur man wit love after you just pissed him off

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*someone drives the speed limit and is being a safe driver*

me: OHHHHMMYYYYYFUUUCCCJKIIINNNNGODDDDDD GOOOOOOOO!!!!

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evanescence_my_immortal.mp3
black_eyed_peas_my_humps.mp3
sean_paul_get_busy.mp3
linkin_park_in_the_end.mp3
britney_spears_toxic.mp3
nsync_bye_bye_bye.mp3
blink_182_i_miss_you.mp3
red_hot_chili_peppers_californication.mp3

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when you check snap and it says “opened 5 min ago”

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torn between wanting a snack and looking like a snack

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me: i have to start eating healthier

me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:

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according to this Mac and cheese box I'm a family of 4

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how u be looking inside the bag of McDonald's knowing u bout to eat everyone's fries on the way home