el cookiemonster

assistant to the regional manager • disliking all those LinkedIn bios that start with a present participle •

[el cookiemonster @el_ckmnstr]

Death penalty for people who chew popcorn like farm animals at the movie theater.

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There has to be a special place in hell for people who bring bluetooth speakers to the beach.

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@PeterSchiff @justin_redwine @catturd2 @BasedMikeLee Imagine thinking is OK to tweet this...

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@ThePopTingz Wonder who owns those medical organizations... 🤔

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@clownworld Astronauting?

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There's a special place in hell for those who use their bluetooth speakers while hiking.

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Wherever there's a moment of peace and quiet to be enjoyed, there is an asshole with a leaf blower to prevent it

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@ELonMuskNewssX 👍🏼

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@clownworld Common sense

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@elonmusk The experts.

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@el_pais "laffin" o laughing?

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@DailyCaller "When something like this happens to you " 😂
Ah, yes... I remeber last time someone attempted to assassinate me.

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@GavinNewsom @SteveRattner Delete your account please

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@KenDBerryMD Hahaha. Ok gringo!

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@rawmeatdaddy When you have Microsoft kinda money, everything is possible

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@LondonBreed Open for business? You mean the smash and grab business? San Francisco Snow everywhere from broken car glass, open fentanyl drug using everywhere, human feces everywhere, shoplifting, and ridiculous prices for the few things left worth doing? 😑

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

A Spanish minister flies on a private jet to attend a climate conference. She then drives on a motorcade, and a 100 meters before the venue she gets off and takes a bicycle, as her two security cars follow her 🤡

#ClimateHypocrisy

[perpetualhealthco @jgulinello]

Liars lie…#publichealth is a dead field in need of new blood and #ACCOUNTABILITY

A reckoning is coming!

https://t.co/5rRQaNJE7q

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@krassenstein Oh yes... one of the most surveilled and secure buildings in the USA, someone just left some blow there... because coke is cheap and it's normal to just leave it behind while visiting the White House... nothing to see here.

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@KenDBerryMD Hey @SBakerMD ... this dude calling you fat!