Eliza

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[Eliza @el_ee_za]

@blellaj @AmoNickk 😍😍😍

[kai @plantblogger]

the absolute balls it takes to open a restaurant called “la ratatouille” with a rat on the sign just months after your previous restaurant was shut down for rodent-related health code violations

[feminist next door @emrazz]

I don’t know how to explain to you that believing that others deserve to suffer because of the geography of their birth makes you a shitty person.

[JAZ! @jjazuhlyn]

SHE’S SCAREDOF THE VACUUM SO HE HOLDS HER UP WHEN ITS RUNNING AHHHNSNNNNGNNBASHKS

[Eliza @el_ee_za]

@molllll @BradleyMartyn @EvaAhia Should we try it

[abner @naalimpungatan]

PIXAR FILMS FROM LEAST TO MOST LEANING TOWARDS MARXIST IDEOLOGIES

[Rude @badmoodrude]

Every time I'm in the shower my dog stares at me, worried, and he must assume I'm upset in here (because he hates baths) so he thinks if he drops his toy in that I'll feel better

[moll @molllll]

How do girls take an hour in the toilet, I’m all for a DMC but not when there’s a massive queue of drunk girls about to piss their pants HURRY UP

[kail @ohkailno]

not to be dramatic but id die for tommy https://t.co/dVh5JeE3LN

[Eliza @el_ee_za]

@molllll 😲😲😲

[Eliza @el_ee_za]

@Not_Yves @babysnitchery @BirdCherry64

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Imagine if these people ever faced actual oppression.

[Neil Watson-Slorance @neilslorance]

My day? Oh y'know, made a bread version of my tortoise then showed it to him.

[Eliza @el_ee_za]

Walking in heels is terrifying

[Dan Hewitt @danhewitt01]

Worst high 5 of all time...?

[kyle @Dinsmore_Kyle]

I hope everyone can have the same confidence in themselves as my 6 year old sister 😂😭

[Eliza @el_ee_za]

It's MAY why is it so fucking COLD