mitch

idk

[Video Game History @VideoGameHstry]

It's 2008 and you're going to KFC to get the Guitar Hero Fully Loaded Box Meal

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

International World Cup fans after consuming high fructose corn syrup & red 40 for the first time

[Rupali Chadha, M.D.🩺 @RupaliChadhaMD]

Ok this is cute.

[mitch @el_mitchuation]

We gotta get this dude in the club with Mike Jones

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

HOUSTON OMG

[mitch @el_mitchuation]

@TechAlum05 @FreddyLA7 @JJWatt He’s gotta be so tired

[Anthony Dabbundo @AnthonyDabbundo]

will be attempting to get the entire stadium to hold four fingers up during the second half hydration break

[mitch @el_mitchuation]

I will never get tired of seeing these tweets

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Sir….the Japanese World Cup tourists discovered Texas Roadhouse and are calling it the "best cost-performance steak"

[mitch @el_mitchuation]

@elderchudjk @RykerJackson97 Go read some golden plates in the woods retard

[mitch @el_mitchuation]

@RykerJackson97 I’m just saying, we did things 500 years ago that your temple square couldn’t ever even touch

[mitch @el_mitchuation]

@BagleyKSLsports Billy will get it done

[mitch @el_mitchuation]

apocalypse now is the best cast movie ever made at least until the odyssey comes out

[mitch @el_mitchuation]

They should do the World Cup final in buffalo

[mitch @el_mitchuation]

The World Cup sounds awesome until you have to watch soccer

[mitch @el_mitchuation]

Go canes

[sarge @sarge____]

Merrill Hoge and Ron Jaworski would sit on ESPN and just teach you football. It was so sick

[mitch @el_mitchuation]

I remember how everyone did LeBron I don’t wanna see frenchy get off easy here

[Joe Smith @JoeSmithNHL]

Michael McCarron: "I could have gotten more in free agency, but why would you look elsewhere when you're in a really good spot on a team in a window to win a Stanley Cup? And with people up top that believe in you?" #mnwild