Esther Scoggin

Not sure if I'm really this funny or if I'm just overly caffeinated...

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

94 year old Auschwitz camp Holocaust survivor — and Trump voter — calls out Kamala for comparing Trump to Hitler. This is powerful, share it:

[Esther Scoggin @el_scoggin]

@Rothmus

[Esther Scoggin @el_scoggin]

I have been sewing for 20 years and didn't know this is how the mechanics worked.
I just assumed it was magic...

[Inferam @InferamAI]

Whoever invented the sewing machine was a genius.
https://t.co/DqtsFoVEiT

[Esther Scoggin @el_scoggin]

The main reason this superbowl sucked was there was no Budweiser horses...

[Esther Scoggin @el_scoggin]

Apparently you either love Tom Brady or hate the NFL.

[Dr. Sydney Watson @SydneyLWatson]

I don't want $600.
I don't want $2,000.

I want businesses open. I want people working. I want society back.

[Esther Scoggin @el_scoggin]

@stephc45 @jojomoyes That book gets me every time...

[Esther Scoggin @el_scoggin]

It's true...

[Stephanie fuston @stephc45]

"I am BEFUDDLED." - @el_scoggin with 3.5 hours to go in #nanowrimo2020

[Esther Scoggin @el_scoggin]

@NaNoWordSprints

[Esther Scoggin @el_scoggin]

@stephc45 Thanks. I will...

[Esther Scoggin @el_scoggin]

Preptober 1.
Writing prompt: The ghost was eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. https://t.co/WpM4hkVHTz

[Esther Scoggin @el_scoggin]

@Wysechick And now that it's officially fall... I'm making pie spiced caramel for my coffee....

[Esther Scoggin @el_scoggin]

@infiniteobjects This is proof that dogs are furry, 4 legged toddlers...

[Esther Scoggin @el_scoggin]

8: looking at the meal plan for the week: I don't want to be rude, but you spelled quesadillas wrong.
Me: I know... I got 'cas' and knew something was wrong. But I knew there was 2 Ls and went with that.
#nannylife

[Esther Scoggin @el_scoggin]

Me: *eating PB out of the jar*
3: You are so good at that!
#nannylife

[Esther Scoggin @el_scoggin]

Let us consider the irony of a child loudly telling you how quiet they're going to be...
#nannylife

[Esther Scoggin @el_scoggin]

I told the 5yo to go get dressed... And he came down in different pj's... 🤦🏼‍♀️
#nannylife

[Esther Scoggin @el_scoggin]

24hrs into this nanny gig and I've already had to say "we don't put our butts on people's heads." 🤦🏼‍♀️
#nannylife

[Esther Scoggin @el_scoggin]

I forgot small children suffocate if they stop taking...
#nannylife

[Esther Scoggin @el_scoggin]

@mishacollins This was 100% my home school experience for 10 years... And I couldn't have been happier...