Queef Wellington

extremely online. soccer, games, movies, comics, tech and other cool/nerdy stuff, goon

[tim russ @timruss2]

Yeah. Gotta make sure those minorities aren’t recognized for their contributions to the country.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

[Aristocratic Fury @LandsknechtPike]

Italian top coaches switching jobs between the same few top Italian teams is hilariously similar to 14th century mercenary commanders in Italy switching allegiances between the same small pool of powerful states in the peninsula.

The 14th Century condottieri carousel:

[Patrick Ruffini @PatrickRuffini]

If Democrats win all districts up to Trump +9 under the new maps:

Dems 222
GOP 213

Under the old maps

Dems 239
GOP 196

A 17 seat gap. That's the story of redistricting in a nutshell.

[Patrick Ruffini @PatrickRuffini]

NEW: Here's a different way of visualizing the House battleground & the impact of redistricting.

Republicans have shifted the tipping point seat 9 points right. Just beyond that, Dems have few opportunities. https://t.co/brTqPMRYQj

[grace @gracefishlove]

(at the dentist) u forgot to ask but i am sexually active

[Austin Lieberman @LiebermanAustin]

Thanks to the @oasishealthapp I’ve switched from poisonous FairLife Protein Milk to Bourbon and I can’t even begin to explain how much healthier I feel.

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

smoking on the shit that killed shinzo abe

[Steven Ratnik @StevenJosephR]

@CultureCrave Can you tell who's Will and who's Chad?

[critter @BecomingCritter]

*scrolling twitter for 4th straight hour* man I'm so glad I never got hooked on short-form video

[Dylan Palacio @greentoepalacio]

This guy came in last I’m fucking crying.

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

Homicide investigation, Los Angeles police files, 1955. Most noir photo ever.

[ariana grindcore @jackiecore666]

No Country for Old Men brought to you by Mountain Dew

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Cam Newton Looks like a guy that controls how time works in a scary movie for kids

[Arjun Menon ⚜️ @arjun_menon14]

JD6 is a boring nickname, why not shorten it to just “J6”?

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[Richard Aprile @TheRichieAprile]

The only right answer.