gondor was here

currently in a cave with a box of scraps

[gondor was here @el_tee_jay]

Can't believe I forgot to live tweet my brain surgery like what could have happened to make me forget

[✿ @peppertcny]

Hating on Avengers Doomsday now when I know damn well this is gonna be me watching it

[. @maibeme_]

la gente que no disfruta y ama esta canción y esta escena simplemente es alérgica a la diversión

[Lorrey Loo @loriGHlou]

@ShehanJeyarajah Diet Coke is a special poisonous beverage that tastes like happiness. Coke zero tastes like coca cola.

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

I tried Coke Zero at lunch instead of Diet Coke. All of the aspartame without any of the refreshment, the glamour, the joie de vivre, the satisfaction of cracking open a cold, glistening can of DC. Insidious beverage.

[oscar @_onthewayjay]

the thing about Doomsday is that I can be as big of a hater as I want but it will all be for nothing because I will be there opening weekend. I am a hypocrite and a fraud

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

Every single ODYSSEY tweet only makes me think of this, the one good b'sky post I've seen migrated to this platform

[IMAX @IMAX]

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[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Odysseus is such a fucking Mary Sue

[armand pr crisis manager @bisexualcrises]

me when a tvl episode ends with armand saying or doing fucked up shit

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

This is all we want. Just make the corruption, lawlessness, and cronyism work for average Americans.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

America’s greatest accomplishments at 250:
1. Jazz
2. Barbecue
3. Baseball
4. Turning right on red
5. Patti Smith
6. Constitutional Democracy (discontinued)
7. Spielberg’s 70s through 90s run
8. Seinfeld (the show, not the guy)
9. The National Parks System
10. Coca-Cola

[rachael 🧛🏻🕺🌙 @rachaelelio]

akasha scared me so bad bc she unlocked my lingering childhood trauma of weeping angels and she ATE #tvlspoilers

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Happy Independence Day, America

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

as a soccer fan of 3 weeks it is unforgivable what these refs are doing to our beautiful game

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

Im a “the rich and powerful are rigging the system at every turn to force us all into a permanent underclass” Leftist, NOT one of them “punctuality is based in settler colonialism and ableism” Leftists

[ro @mezcalsoda]

i’m trauma bonded to the city of los angeles, california

[Darkwoke Duck @DylanTweetin]

My mayor’s neoliberal
My bagel is dry
Lakers are mid
Clippers don’t even try

[trash jones @jzux]

me when my friends are having a bad day: that’s your anxiety talking. i promise it won’t always feel like this and I love you no matter what

me when i have a bad day: this time i have finally realized the Truth. that i am bad and my life will never get better