Panza

जो भी तुम्हारे नाव मंगाई - whatever floats your boat

[Uphold Markets @UpholdMarkets]

Happy New Year's Eve! The Uphold Market Pulse is here:

▫️ $BTC -6%, $ETH -11% YTD, below key resistance
▫️TradFi wins: #SPX +17%, #Gold +65%
▫️Privacy leads: $ZEC +750%, $XMR +125%
▫️Alts & DATs weak, institutions still accumulating

Read the full report below ⬇️

[Uphold Markets @UpholdMarkets]

Your Uphold Market Pulse is here!

▫️ $BTC broke $93K to start 2026; majors rallied with $XRP +16% 7D.

▫️ ETF flows flipped positive (+$471m BTC, +$174m $ETH).

▫️ $AAVE +10% on governance news.

▫️ AI $FET $RENDER & memes $BONK & $PEPE extended gains.

Read full analysis ⏬

[Uphold Markets @UpholdMarkets]

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[Topper @TopperbyUphold]

Top tokens purchased on Topper this week ⤵️

🚀 $XRP moves up to #5, shoutout to the #XRPArmy!

📈 $USDC climbs to #6

👇 $LTC slips down to #7

🔒 The rest stay strong in their positions this week!

[Topper @TopperbyUphold]

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[Panza @elabuss]

@fedeondarts @paulpacifico Anda a laburar hippie!

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Why should an ordinary citizen be able to purchase an assault weapon that holds 30-round magazines and fires hundreds of bullets in minutes?

The damage was so devastating in Uvalde parents had to do DNA swabs to identify remains of their 9- and 10-year old children.

Enough.

[Pepe P𝕏nd𝕏 (Doble P) @pepepanda]

A huevo…

Semana corta.

[Panza @elabuss]

@Santander_Ar es increíble que haya tenido q hablar con 6 personas xq 5 no sabían resolver un desconocimiento de consumo..aprendan de @brubankarg q hacen todo bien!

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

Hi @twitch, gambling destroys lives. The vast majority of your users are youth and they watch some of your biggest streamers gambling. Pls stop promoting it. Close your ‘slots’ section. Imagine a documentary about those who lost everything because of ‘slots’ on Twitch. @JeffBezos

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

End of US Empire? A thread 🧵

Vladimir Putin has ruled Russia since 1999 and is the 2nd longest serving current European President. You simply don’t survive that long if you don’t have a unique skill set. That’s why nobody should underestimate Putins strategic move in Ukraine.

[Panza @elabuss]

@GalliConrado @pbarbieri @uala_arg Esto con @brubankarg no te pasaba…. Cérea esa cuenta y olvídate de los problemas bro

[Panza @elabuss]

@ElDipri Risotto con queso de cabra y pesto 🙃

[Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet]

If Facebook and Instagram never came back, depression rates would drastically drop in a heartbeat.

[Panza @elabuss]

@ElDipri Para onlyfans tampoco piden mucho cv 😉

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I don’t exist. What’s your excuse?

[Paulyrics @PauloLondra]

Voy a volver más fuerte que nunca 🥰💪 se lo prometo a los que están desde que saque relax

[Panza @elabuss]

@especial_pablo @TeleCentroAr Pero no podes negar que el de Dinamarca te dejo los huevos en la garganta eh!!

[Panza @elabuss]

Hoy fui al correo argentino y una señora pregunto si su paquete iba a llegar.
“Si, claro!”
Fue la mejor mentira q escuché en mi vida.