Salads

i rly like mako tsunami and donphan
Amazing pfp by @MuzCrocosaur

[Salads @elackid1]

over a year in the making, finally finished my monkey ytpmv 🐒🧨

[Vance @TripleBuckVance]

I only like women that have some abstract flaw about them, like their eyes are a little far apart or they got a lisp or they got big boobs or they got a nice ass or they thighs juicy or they pussy tight or they perfect in every way or they got Lupus or they autistic or their parents are rich or they can’t read an analog clock or they’re over 5’8” or they go to bed at 4AM OR they need surgery right now it’s urgent OR they spend $200 a month on vapes but they share them with me or they hide them from me and act like they ain’t addicted to vapes and when I ask if they have a vape they say nah of course not but that’s fine I was only curious OR they only shower once a week but I don’t even notice or they rearrange my whole house while I’m at work and I can’t find the AA batteries now and the smoke alarm is dead and I need the beeping to stop but they put the batteries somewhere esoteric and I have to solve a puzzle she created to prove that I love her so I can get the AA batteries back and when I get them back she tells me they’re cursed unless I promise to change the oil in her car so I do the oil change and then she tells me she bought the cursed oil so I’m fucked unless I tell her I’m not mad at her for that thing she did 6 months ago that I can’t even remember and I tell her I don’t even remember but she remembers so now it’s my problem to remember and I say don’t even worry about it but that only makes her more worried about it or she’s near-sighted

[Noah @RainingKetchup]

Missed opportunity for some crazy stretch goals…

[SEBA (commissions open give me money) @SebaDoesntExist]

claimbing

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, performing wheelies with the Wario Bike on the moving platform in the Smashville stage is dangerous. The bike may become caught on the platform, which will cause it to shoot into the sky at incredible speeds, killing Wario.

[nape mango @NapeMango]

soda and soda and soda soda #YTPMV

[Xenoblade Genesis What Nintendenesis @Luxin_Xeno]

adult tora after spending all of his teen years getting yelled at by every role model in his life to not turn out like his father and grandfather rolling up to the workshop every day in an “act like a chuddypon, think like a wokeypon” t-shirt

[jade @jade_harIey]

Told you so

[jade @jade_harIey]

Everyone’s saying “Deltarune tomorrow” when none of you realize that it’s coming out on June 24th

[PBandJam1226 @Jam1226P]

LOL i can post this file i made back in march PIKUNIKU 2 LETS GO BRO #dubs #Pikuniku #ytpmv #xpmv

[Mr. Pasquale @TheMrPasquale]

The Knicks win the NBA championship and suddenly this dude is speaking like Gaster

[Sy Noon @Sy_Noon]

Smokin fat doinks
#deltarune

[jezebel⚢ @MaryJaneWAPson]

The part in joker where he tells a knock knock joke on live tv where the punchline is "it's the police ma'am, your son is dead" feels exactly like something Norm would do to Conan

[Vinesauce Clips Bot @VinesauceClips]

Gnorts needs his mountain dew

[ASWN00 @aswn00]

#backrooms deltarune

[Ultra @Ultrabruj]

I found this random gif and i decided to add music to it

[Salads @elackid1]

@NapeMango pingas cat!!

[tippity @tippity]

i had the cops at my door over charlie kirk neck pussy tweet a week after