What do I actually do?
I help SMEs and Start-ups make better decisions, give clarity on numbers and help the founder sleep well at night knowing the finances are taken care off
Can't make this up
Client of mine went to a trade event yesterday and this was his description.
"XYZ event yesterday was quite bizarre! Nigel [] the keynote speaker told a story about being carried around the London Underground with a broken leg and head injury by “old pregnant” ladies.
Paul [] ended the day with a talk on personal development, saying we're not having enough sex and started to cry. He showed us pictures of the buzzards that follow him around and guide his important life decisions."
Had a slight panic when I came back from some travels.
Saw a brown envelope had arrived for me. I feared the worst. If you run a business in the UK you know
Turns out it's just Funding Circle running some cheeky marketing
Not to brag but I’ve completely forgotten what the Teams notification sounds like. Cant even conjure it up in my mind. I’m free of one the most psychologically damaging noises modern man is forced to endure.