russian blue

not russian nor blue

[Sexyy Red Stan @vbnxo]

GCSE history is gonna be fucking wavey in 25 years
Look at this source jheeeze https://t.co/XR6OfLcUae

[russian blue @elallouise]

I have the biggest crush on Donald Glover holy hell

[Luke Cutforth @LukeCutforth]

me: has a panic attack because i have too much work to do

also me: is not doing my work because im busy having a panic attack

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

{After failing at anything}
HER: At least you tried.
ME: I didn’t really try.
HER: Well, then at least you learned something.
ME: I didn’t really learn anything.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Cardi B is getting into tax policy now. She says she's paying 40% of her income in taxes and wants to know where the money is going..."when you donate to a kid in a foreign country, they give you updates on what they're doing with your donation....I want updates on my tax money."

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Everyone agrees with free speech until they hear something they don't like.

[The View @TheView]

"Just because you're offended it doesn't mean you're right," @RickyGervais says of his politically incorrect jokes. "Offense is about feelings and feelings are personal." https://t.co/qSX1f0CoMN

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I wrote this to try to explain how I can technically be an agnostic atheist.
Have a lovely day.

[Grace 🌱 @GraceFVictory]

Living in a world where I gotta work twice as hard to get half as far 🤷🏽‍♀️

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

"millennials are killing the print news industry"
"TWO PAGES ABOUT KATE'S FINGERS"
"sir maybe we should..."
"TWO. FUCKING. PAGES."

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

“you don’t want to die, you just want to stop hurting.” This touched me..I’m ugly crying.

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

Bless https://t.co/YApHAikDqF

[Francheska @HeyFranHey]

Are you truly an introvert or have you been disappointed by people too many times?

[Dove Cameron @DoveCameron]

we hide our softest parts because we believe no one will love us or understand. but it’s the softest parts that we all have in common. and it is in revealing these things in ourselves that we can give others the power to love themselves in entire. and let them love us in return.

[russian blue @elallouise]

so in love with @dunkirkmovie its not even funny

[russian blue @elallouise]

sudden realization that I have twitter still

[russian blue @elallouise]

binge watching death note bc I apparently want to fail my a-levels

[russian blue @elallouise]

First night out is a memorable one let's say that

[David Fahrenthold @Fahrenthold]

NEW: @realdonaldtrump used more $250K+ from his charity to pay off legal settlements of his for-profit businesses. https://t.co/Fa1RooYWMT