Aaron Bretveld

IT Administrative Systems programmer and avid movie watcher $elangomatt

[Aaron Bretveld @elangomatt]

@NWSChicago West Kankakee. My palm is 4 inches wide

[Aaron Bretveld @elangomatt]

@NWSChicago I'm pretty sure we just had some of that during my drive from Bourbonnais to Kankakee a few minutes ago. I could hear more precip hitting the windshield than rain that my wipers were clearing.

[Aaron Bretveld @elangomatt]

@bobuerto

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

If you don't know, now you know it's Chicago.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

It was really hard to cut this down to just 5 minutes

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Our statement on tonight’s debate

[Aaron Bretveld @elangomatt]

@MrBarryLewis Hey Barry, I just had a recipe idea for you to make. There is an abomination of a recipe in the US called "Snickers Salad" that you could try making. Yes, it does contain Snickers candy bars. It is kind of a simple recipe though so maybe you can add your own spin to it somehow.

[Aaron Bretveld @elangomatt]

I was driving during the beautiful sunset and saw two teenagers stop their bikes in the middle of a busy highway to get photos of the sunset. They're lucky they get to see another sunrise tomorrow after their stupidity.

[NWS Chicago @NWSChicago]

Did you happen to catch the vibrant sunset this evening!? 🤩 #ILwx #INwx

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

To celebrate the holiday weekend, I’m giving $5,000 to someone random who reposts this post (must be following @Pulte and me so we can dm you if you win!)

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I’m going to give $10,000 to someone random who reposts this and follows @Pulte and me. We will post proof of payment!

[Aaron Bretveld @elangomatt]

@JonHansenTalks I'd settle for them knowing the difference between cilantro and Italian parsley. Many times I've wanted Italian parsley and found that area filled with cilantro.

[Aaron Bretveld @elangomatt]

@bobuerto

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

An eclipse is worth marveling at.

But don't be silly, folks – play it safe and wear protective eyewear.

[Aaron Bretveld @elangomatt]

95.9% where I am and it got dark enough for the street lights to turn on but i was still surprised at how much light that 4% was!

[Jon Hansen @JonHansenTalks]

Everyone is hyping up the moon but like, it covered 94% of the sun here and it got slightly darker.

Today should really be a day to highlight how damn powerful the sun is. Let’s show some love for the sun.

[Aaron Bretveld @elangomatt]

@NWSChicago I'm pretty sure it has been graupelling down here in Kankakee Illinois.

[Aaron Bretveld @elangomatt]

Would be great to have a free lunch tomorrow after I have a stressful meeting with my job's regulatory authority tomorrow morning.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

My God, what a perfect quote for this moment in American history

[Aaron Bretveld @elangomatt]

@JonHansenTalks And it made another appearance in that Uber Eats commercial

[Aaron Bretveld @elangomatt]

You need to go back to staying on YouTube

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Watch Falcon 9 launch 22 @Starlink satellites to orbit https://t.co/gvX0zP6gG6

[Aaron Bretveld @elangomatt]

I could use some help to replace my 25 year old water heater that is on its last legs.

[Aaron Bretveld @elangomatt]

@danieldunnjr @JonHansenTalks Correct answer here. The piece between 6 and 3 looks like it has the brownest cheese so that is the bestest piece.

[Aaron Bretveld @elangomatt]

@SpaceX @Starlink Put these streams back on YouTube