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Baad voodoo

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can’t beat a bit of no-rice chicken sushi

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good to see that the council has provided 10 colour printouts of their draft waste strategy for 2024 in my local library

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Considering a journey through the world of extreme Doom Metal, including Death Doom, Funeral Doom, Sludge, Blackened Doom, Drone Metal, Avant-Garde & Experimental Doom

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Don’t bring a pen to a sword fight

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the chance of Doom is so low at the moment, it's probably not worth mentioning

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Milky Malcolm strikes again

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Just threw away some age defence moisturiser as it was too old

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Really glad I started on my new mushroom supplements the day before getting into The Last Of Us

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Every day, look in the mirror and ask yourself “am I optimising my gut and brain bacteria? if not why not?”

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Yet again the sheeple are too chicken to challenge the beefing up of pork barrel politics

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@keanei Ahh I remember the zaps well. Take it easy mister!

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A journey of a single mile begins with a thousand steps.

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If you’re after a long-lasting deodorant for men that works as long and hard as me, try new Lynx 6.5 hour no more smelly stick

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@keanei Not been on twitter for a while but was great to see you on sunday

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Was not expecting to zoom a snail today but, here we are

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“Alexa, what time is it?”
“It’s 9:17am.”
(looks at clock 3cm to the left of the smart speaker)
“yes, she’s right”

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messed up the recipe AGAIN

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bought so many non essential oils this week

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building a tiny robot to perform tree surgery on some broccoli