Emily Smith

she/her/hers. Wear sunscreen. Don’t join a cult, start one.

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

@PhilanthropyGal saying libras overwork themselves and never seem to have any fun hit me in my BONES it was so true

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

👋🏻 Paid off my student loans in 2019, and my face feels fine. Congrats to anyone this helps! Y’all deserve this small serving of relief.

[Jeff Stein @jstein_sun]

Mitch McConnell: "Biden’s student loan socialism is a slap in the face to every family who sacrificed to save for college, every graduate who paid their debt, & every American who chose a certain career path or volunteered to serve in our Armed Forces.. to avoid taking on debt"

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

@PhilanthropyGal Perks of a younger man

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

I love a bar that is out of the your first three choices of things you want, and tells you what you can actually have. It makes me feel like a Gilmore Girl. Comes complimentary with a Russian bartender who is cold to you, but so accommodating

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

@ZoPunny It must be so loud there

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

Fireworks are cool, but have you ever got high and watched the live footage of the La Palma eruption?

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

My boyfriend informed me that he thinks I would probably make a better villain than a hero, so that’s some brand new information I now have.

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

I have waited 7 years for this day. The day an $80 medical bill (supposed to be workman’s comp) finally fell off my credit history. You have to be Libra-level petty to carry an affordable derogatory mark for almost a decade. That 33 point jump in credit was like a bump of cocaine

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

All my drunk purchases have been art prints from Instagram artists. This wine is alright.

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

@Super_Carter @hbomax Their tech is a little rough

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

@alanapichot That’s incredible! Congratulations!

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

Seeking a 12 step for a person who chronically signs up for subscription boxes full of trash, but languishes over spending money on anything that would bring actual joy or value.

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

No more sports energy in politics #TrumpBanned

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

@Super_Carter I have this same feeling! My skin is surprisingly fine. Though I have been wearing respirators for years I suppose 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

I’ve had nachos 67 times this year, which sounds like a joke, and it’s cute that you’d think that.

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

Setting up a google alert for any presidential candidate who makes a “2020 vision” joke, so I know not to vote for them.

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

Playing flip cup at a Christmas party and I feel like I’m 19

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

I suppose expecting my coworkers to notice my haircut when I wear my hair in a bun everyday might, arguably, perhaps, be approaching the realm of borderline unreasonable. Jury is still out.

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

I had a dream last week that I went to see a show with @PhilanthropyGal in it, and she told me I had really clear skin. To this day, I am not over how flattered and confident I felt when I woke up. It is still fueling me.

[Emily Smith @elaurensmit]

I’m at the point in my life where if I bring in a microwaveable frozen dinner instead of a home cooked meal, my boss checks in on me to see if I’m doing okay.