Eduardo Layrisse

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[Eduardo Layrisse @elayrisse]

"Arnold Schwarzenegger says O.J. Simpson was nearly cast in 'The Terminator' but producers didn't think he could 'be sold as a killing machine'......." Boy were they wrong.

Now imagine this being read by Norm McDonald.

It's like he's writing jokes from the other side.

[Eduardo Layrisse @elayrisse]

@melamearon Ánimo! :)

[Joanna Hausmann Jatar @Joannahausmann]

Kneeling during a football game: THIS IS ABHORRENT AND DISRESPECTFUL! FIRE HIM!

Kneeling on a human's neck: Well...we shouldn't be too quick to judge

[Eduardo Layrisse @elayrisse]

@rickygervais Despite @rickygervais being in it, it is a very humble show. Unexpectedly human and real. Having gone through cancer myself I could relate to a lot of the ups and downs, except of course, the dead part.

[Martha Blanco P @MarthaBPeaguda]

Si se hizo una campaña y hasta una película para no comprar diamantes de sangre, ponerse unas gafas @HawkersCo te puede llevar a no diferenciar los diamantes de sangre. Esas gafas @larazon_es @El_Hormiguero también están manchadas. Averiguar un poco más, no hay que rascar mucho.

[Eduardo Layrisse @elayrisse]

@VodafoneIT Nonon funziona! Please help!

[Eduardo Layrisse @elayrisse]

@VodafoneIT Salve non posso pagare con il mio account @PayPalSpain una ricarica online dalla Spagna. Please help, sarebbe abbastanza urgente!

[Eduardo Layrisse @elayrisse]

@carlaangola @jguaido O lo que es lo mismo... “Una persona que espero que esté desinformada, me contó algo que no está dispuesta a decir en público... yo no lo he corroborado... pero lo cuento por si acaso...” Quiero nominar este tweet al Premio Nacional de Periodismo.

[Parclick @Parclick]

We now have our winner for the iPhone XS! Congratulations @nfjoral and thank you for coming to visit our offices! It is always a pleasure meeting an exceptional Parclick customer ❤️

[Eduardo Layrisse @elayrisse]

@appgameon Sigue igual! La aplicación me pide que haga login o que me registre. Cuando uso facebook dice que no puede. Que hubo un problema.

[Eduardo Layrisse @elayrisse]

@appgameon No puede ingresar a mi applicacion. Necesito ayuda!

[Eduardo Layrisse @elayrisse]

@nealbrennan Just saw your special on Netflix. Amazing! Definitely a step closer to come out of hiding after watching. Thanks!

[Eduardo Layrisse @elayrisse]

Para mi, el gobierno lo que ha elegido el domingo es cómo quiere salir del poder. #gaddafisodomizado #husseincolgado