Thank you, thank you, thank you, Lynn @shawcroft, for bringing some news that can't possibly get twisted into anything negative. If you need any far-away volunteers to help out in some currently unclear way, please do send a flare up.
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After having both dry and milk-sogged bites of @GeneralMills' Cinnamon Toast Crunch Blasted Shreds, I am 100% all-in on every other class/genre of cereal (and possibly most other foods) getting the CTC treatment.
Strange how "progressive liberals" always want to fight for citizens' privacy in all forms, yet will hemorrhage thunk-pieces as soon as anyone's private life is made public online, regardless of the severity of the situation.
Related/unrelated: 2018 needs #GeorgeCarlin.
Long term Twitter use has only 2 possible outcomes:
1) you become a overbearing politics obsessed scold
2) your brain becomes so diseased that you can only laugh at stuff like “it’s ya boy tarantula dick”
Talked to @NBCTheVoice champ @BrynnCartelli after her big win, and when I wasn't being impressed by her boundless maturity, I had to ask about her stellar take on Adele's "Skyfall" for the finale. #TheVoice#BrynnForTheWin
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@stitchthegolden Oh, my glitch-riddled orb.... This is like a Berenstain/Berenstein Bear thing, where I have been blind to the fact that I've both been writing it wrong and, in applicable cases, reading it wrong in Westworld-related things. I wish there was a Ford to blame.
A humble thanks.
If @garretdillahunt's John Dorie goes the way of the ex-parrot, we'll be too bummed out in fetal positions on the floor to riot. #FearTheWalkingDead
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Every year, the week before ad upfronts is marked by networks sloppily scrambling to cancel and renew shows whose fates were already obvious.
So should we be SOOO surprised these same networks keep developing SOOO many future-bubble shows destined to die during this awful week?
(draws the saddest face imaginable on a volleyball)
@kristenschaaled and @OrvilleIV were one of the best couples on TV, and I had such high hopes for what Carol could do with goat milk...and crickets.
#NeverForgetJasper https://t.co/N5NsvPZuaz
As exciting finale season 4 @CW_TheFlash approaches, I want to tweet out my appreciation for ep 15 #EnterFlashtime - It’s an honor and a privilege to be included in this terrific show. #TheFlash#JayGarrick https://t.co/e8WyRsx20z
I was in a previously unexperienced corner of pop culture heaven when writing this. Thank you, @DisneyJunior and #MuppetBabies. #SaveFozzie https://t.co/4arjv3qXDo
New A Perfect Circle album is out, after so many years of nothing. And instead of wafting away and getting lost in the music, I'm wondering how much 4/20-ness it would take to understand why it sounds like this. Ah, well. I've waited longer for worse things, probably.