Ellen ✨🍟✨

31 - mom to an actual baby - lover of husband & dog. she/her.

[Ellen ✨🍟✨ @elbowman_]

My face when @tryguys editing team allowed us to see Ned’s torso wearing the “I love bad ideas” shirt.

[Ellen ✨🍟✨ @elbowman_]

Still havin fun, ain’t nobody gonna bring them down 🥹❤️

[miles bonsignore @milesbon]

@mspurgeon20 imagine hearing this without context through the wall

[Ellen ✨🍟✨ @elbowman_]

Yo this one’s the real one.

[Kendal ☽ @candidlyken]

so the #tryguys drama is a lot but it really opened my eyes to one thing: we’ve ALL been watching Try Guys content behind closed doors?? You mean to tell me I could’ve discussed my Try Guys theories with any one of y’all this whole time???

[abi balingit 🌸 MAYUMU OUT NOW! 🌸 @theduskykitchen]

this is me btw. when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.

[Holly Marie Combs @H_Combs]

💙

[Ellen ✨🍟✨ @elbowman_]

@lewberger @BeetlejuiceBway @AlexBUpdates @KeithHabs @i8athumbtack @Hughiestonefish Happy to see the smiles. Keep the positivity coming ❤️

[Ellen ✨🍟✨ @elbowman_]

@mattybabyfox Haven’t been on Twitter in eons and I come back to a squidward-looking and sounding white man cheating on his wife. 😪

[Ellen ✨🍟✨ @elbowman_]

Our culture is failing by allowing people like you run it. Fall down a well.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

It’s much easier to scream about guns than it is to demand answers about where our culture is failing.

[Ellen ✨🍟✨ @elbowman_]

How do you sleep at night knowing all those kids died because you’re too stubborn to pass ANYTHING that would have saved them? You should be incarcerated.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Taking guns away from responsible, law-abiding Americans will not make our nation more secure. #NRAconvention

[Ellen ✨🍟✨ @elbowman_]

Trademark don’t steal: a massive gofundme-esque arena where adults help pay for each-other’s therapy.

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.

[Ellen ✨🍟✨ @elbowman_]

@tedcruz is a literal trash can.

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

The smile on Ted Cruz’s face as the man says “19 children died” followed by the princess wave as the man is dragged away should tell everyone exactly who Ted Cruz is, no matter where you sit on any issue.

[Chip Franklin.com @chipfranklin]

I hate to be a stickler, but why is Jesus wearing a cross?

[Ellen ✨🍟✨ @elbowman_]

@LesliexSimone #teamleslie all day every day.

[Ellen ✨🍟✨ @elbowman_]

When you slip and you slide like you’ve had too much wine THATS A MORAY eel.

[Ellen ✨🍟✨ @elbowman_]

@LilNasX @CashApp $elbowman9

[Ellen ✨🍟✨ @elbowman_]

@LikeTheWinddd Logging into Twitter for the first time in a year and THIS IS WHAT I SEE 😂🥲😭

[Ellen ✨🍟✨ @elbowman_]

Baby clothes; but, make it fashion.💃🏻 https://t.co/fyHuy7uTnw