Megan Allen

Coffee lover, book enthusiast, cartoon obsessed, proud Hufflepuff, and full time ER nurse ✌️

[Megan Allen @elbrie]

@trishapaytas Up until having my baby, esp my second, I made frozen meals that I could put into the crockpot after the baby was born. Now that ur in the thick of it- if cooking is something u enjoy, make it a priority. Have ur husband watch baby so u can cook

[Dr Deborah Harkness (PhD, LHD) @DebHarkness]

As a historian of the first Elizabethan Age, I am overwhelmed to be in London at this historical moment. 16th-century Elizabethans would have looked for signs. This double rainbow appeared over Buckingham Palace just moments before the Queen's death was announced. 📷: Reuters

[Megan Allen @elbrie]

I’m learning a new language- it’s called toddler. It’s some English mixed with gibberish and my teacher is very impatient with me lol 😂

[Stranger News @StrangerNews11]

Vecna's Revenge. Season 5. 2024 #StrangerThings

[Megan Allen @elbrie]

I know I’m a Cancer ♋️ bc the only type of mascara I own is waterproof

[Megan Allen @elbrie]

@DrewBarrymoreTV The wedding singer. I am down for that movie at any time ❤️❤️❤️

[Megan Allen @elbrie]

Simplest birthing plan ever: I just want baby and me to live. Everything else I can go with the flow for but that is a non negotiable

[Megan Allen @elbrie]

Something about being in a parking garage and ppl forget how to drive. In all capital letters it says “RIGHT TURN ONLY” so why do some ppl interpret that to mean they can turn left 🤷‍♀️

[Megan Allen @elbrie]

Today my toddler bit me and I guess my question is how do I know if she has rabies? 🤣 #momlife

[Megan Allen @elbrie]

After a really rough week, listening to the @alancoxshow dissect @mary_santora’s distaste of magicians just made my day 🤣 I haven’t laughed that hard in a while

[Megan Allen @elbrie]

@theRNbiologist ER nurses love to say “we are allowing permissive hypertension at this time”

[Megan Allen @elbrie]

@asthehosptuRNs For my renewal this year we could renew our BLS with our ACLS or PALS… I don’t know why they didn’t do that sooner!

[Megan Allen @elbrie]

@Kelly_Bird_Word @codebluememes Well they came in thinking they were dying…. They did not die.

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

I don't know who needs to hear this but Will Smith is not the victim here.

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

one of the cool things they don’t tell you about nursing is you can go to jail for making a mistake

[Megan Allen @elbrie]

My daughter has begun to hit an age where she is like her own person and my mind is still blown 🤯

[Megan Allen @elbrie]

My husband and I have been lost since we finished watching the Smallville series…. Where do we go from here? There’s nothing to watch now 😭

[Megan Allen @elbrie]

If I can wake up before my child and get some stuff done around the house then it’s a good day… even if it is at the crack of dawn ☺️😴

[Megan Allen @elbrie]

@ashkell83 Wait they left?

[Megan Allen @elbrie]

@MrPaulBae It’s because of all the volume in their hair