Brian Taylor

Father to Harrison, Purveyor of good times.

[Brian Taylor @elbryguyy]

The more conversations I overhear at my son’s mother’s country club, the more grateful I become for one simple truth: thank God we don’t all want the same things.

[Brian Taylor @elbryguyy]

@rgfray1 Hey tubs.

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@rhunterh @20th_Centurygal Indeed. “Losing a whole year” this might be my next vinyl acquisition.

[Brian Taylor @elbryguyy]

#morningmud

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@rhunterh Try grindr

[Brian Taylor @elbryguyy]

@rhunterh Zoron madani is Epsteins love child,

[Meghan Murphy @MeghanEMurphy]

These people 100% think they’re in a movie. It’s a performance. It’s all about their own egos and about imagining themselves as badass rebels fighting “the man.” In reality, they’re privileged little nerds who have zero relationships with working class or poor people and have no idea how the real world works

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Indicted by a grand jury of his peers…

[FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash]

Early this morning, @FBI and @HSI_HQ partners arrested four individuals in connection to the January 18 coordinated targeting of Cities Church in Minnesota: Don Lemon, Trahern Jeen Crews, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lydell Lundy.

More to come. @TheJusticeDept @AGPamBondi

[Sarah Sizzle @sizzle_sarah]

Told you it was staged.

[Brian Taylor @elbryguyy]

@rhunterh @jamesonhaslam Really?

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Just watched the last duel. Normally I’m crazy for Afflek and Damon but I’m not a big medieval guy. 3/10

[Brian Taylor @elbryguyy]

Hey @Verizon — why are your reps knocking on doors at 8 PM? Nobody wants a sales pitch after dark. It’s rude, disruptive, and honestly ridiculous. Nothing says ‘great service’ like harassing the whole neighborhood when we’re settling in for the night. Do better.

[Brian Taylor @elbryguyy]

11/1 College Football + wings (sweet hot chili or teriyaki) + thin crispy pepperoni cup pizza.

[Brian Taylor @elbryguyy]

@bahen804 @DrewB804 Goated comment. @bahen804

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@rhunterh Get the lobster

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@rhunterh You can tell that’s a Bert Hopcroft original by the nose. Classic tell tale sign.

[Brian Taylor @elbryguyy]

@rhunterh Mail her.

[Brian Taylor @elbryguyy]

@rhunterh https://t.co/mBtLeABgMI

[Brian Taylor @elbryguyy]

It’s funny in recovery you see things. A flash black bolts through your mind triggered by the most random things. We used to just call this stuff meth.