El Capitano

[El Capitano @elcapitano1978]

@Super70sSports @JahBast I so regret serial killing all these guys in the family fire pit. I had every single one. This is a great collection

[El Capitano @elcapitano1978]

@GretaThunberg Maybe it's not our penises shrinking...maybe climate change is making human vaginas bigger. Hmmm, food for thought? I think there is a direct correlation between large vaginas and the depletion of the ozone layer. #bigclimatevagina #gapinghole #vagina #GretaThunbergExposed

[El Capitano @elcapitano1978]

@GretaThunberg The article says babies are being born with small penises. Are babies normally born with 10" dicks. Who's the weirdo researcher that rushes into the birthing room to examine a baby dick! What is happening world? Fuck off again @GretaThunberg

[El Capitano @elcapitano1978]

@RebelNewsOnline @TheMenzoid Small business should shut nothing down. Do your due diligence and be safe. This Canadian government across the board is worthless. I hope this starts a fuck you revolution across the country. #stayopen.

[El Capitano @elcapitano1978]

@JonnyBones #BeastMode

[El Capitano @elcapitano1978]

@WBrettWilson This was a global tactic to experiment with herd control. The WHO is a defunct global shit stain of an organization.

[Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi]

If the victim happened to be black, and the perpetrators were white, there would be worldwide riots.

Right now, not even the media cares.

WATCH the full vid👉 https://t.co/AVMu5TuEWe

RT you agree that Australian Lives also Matter.

[El Capitano @elcapitano1978]

Set negativity aside and realize that this is what humanity strives for. This man took his oath seriously; to serve and protect, but he was also born with the goodness of humanity. What a great story!

[El Capitano @elcapitano1978]

@NicoleArbour Nope...its all about being fashionable with a cause. Pro equality without being anti-police would like marching without shoes. Its fashionable to protest and hate authority. No other way!

[El Capitano @elcapitano1978]

@JustinTrudeau Thank god! My big fucken dick didnt make the list JT. I'm shooting loads just a bit under 10,000 joules. All good. Thanks prick

[El Capitano @elcapitano1978]

You get em ol' @jkenney; you bulldog looking fucker. You bite and dont let go. You get down to the U.S and crotch bite hard boy. Squeeze those nuts til they pop if you have to.Get those permits passed and get our pipeline full. #fuckenbulldog

[Jason Kenney 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇮🇱 @jkenney]

Encouraging to see heavy equipment moving into Oyen to work on the #KXL pipeline.

Looking forward to seeing significant progress on this vital energy project in the months ahead.

[El Capitano @elcapitano1978]

Yeah...it is sad. What's even more sad is the political angle you are trying to correlate with this story. You just proved how much you dont deserve to be PM. Worry about your own country asshole!

[Peter MacKay @PeterMacKay]

The violence is undeniable evidence of the ongoing legacy of racism, pain and deep divisions endured by too many, and unresolved for too long. Anti-black racism, or intolerance and hatred of any kind have no place in our societies — in the U.S., Canada or anywhere.

[El Capitano @elcapitano1978]

Kudos to the trainer for wearing a punching bag jacket. Short straw picked? Who signs up for that?The look on the trainers face was one of regret & needing to clean his pants after @MikeTyson forced his colon to evacuate.
https://t.co/Y0zXFrnlI6

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Mike Tyson at 53 years old is still scary 😤

(via @miketyson, h/t @ESPNRingside)

[El Capitano @elcapitano1978]

@JustinTrudeau What the fuck do you mean? I cant continue to own a fucken rocket launcher or anti tank rifle? What the fuck JT? I dont care about AR 15 platform...but how am I going to kill and butcher a moose with one shot. #moose

[El Capitano @elcapitano1978]

@justawildthing I'd love to slap my balls off your court

[El Capitano @elcapitano1978]

@DerekSloanCPC How is any of this racist? What the fuck world are we living in? I'm not sure if liberal ideology causes ones fundamental education to lapse and become useless in identifying social categories in conversation; or if it's just the libs nature to attack the truth.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

This nurse on the front lines has a message you need to hear. #COVID19 #coronavirus #nurses

[El Capitano @elcapitano1978]

@WBrettWilson @fordnation Viva la revolution!

[El Capitano @elcapitano1978]

This guy has hair and this is how he treats it! Shameful! #HaircutChallenge

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Today I learned about Raiders owner Mark Davis and his tiny little bangs, and it should be punishable by jail that you all have kept these from me for so long

[El Capitano @elcapitano1978]

@jkenney Atta boy Kenny!