Half Man Half Amazing

Licensed psychologist passionate about mental health, specializing in cognitive-behavioral therapy and mindfulness.

[Half Man Half Amazing @elcarpoh]

@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC Iyo my one app give it to my enemies mniachie my safaricom app. What do you do when a new app can’t respond to pin prompt something my saf app does in seconds?

[john @johnsemley3000]

top life tip: literally nobody is thinking about you. you are barely perceived. nobody is observing or regarding you.

[Half Man Half Amazing @elcarpoh]

Lovely scenes😂

[🇲🇦🇯🇲 Chantel Sophia @ChantelSophiaxo]

So a man stopped me, I was feeling myself getting ready to reject him, he said “I just want you to know you’re the shittest driver I’ve ever seen”

[Half Man Half Amazing @elcarpoh]

Uku nilipatana na some young lady we were about to exchange fluids then friends wakanitoa nyama kwa mdomo. Slept with the door open just incase she was coming back such a cold night.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

It’s a nice place. Tulikuwa huko tukaitisha vegetable rice wakaleta steamed rice iko na managu hapo kando 😂

[Half Man Half Amazing @elcarpoh]

@nxximn00118a @justsamue_l X na mech?

[Half Man Half Amazing @elcarpoh]

I have like 15+ mature ones but siko ready kujenga wanipee 2hrs nijipange

[Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH]

Nyuma ya ID tumeambiwa kama uko na
Munyua mai (Eucalyptus) tree ukate. Deadline ni July.

I support it.

[Half Man Half Amazing @elcarpoh]

@KCBInKenya Wekeni ata 5k in my account , mimi huwa nawapea yote bana.

[Half Man Half Amazing @elcarpoh]

@archivo3am @Great_Adams_Jnr @ElohoJohnsonn My nigerians bros i understand why you go for babes in other countries man

[Half Man Half Amazing @elcarpoh]

@Kamau266 Ata mimi nataka a piece of Mua hills

[Half Man Half Amazing @elcarpoh]

@EcEssie No one..last term grade 1 kids ate a cake and next day 8 out of the 20 missed classes cause of diarrhea. Glad it was cancelled.

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Oneni dem walahi 🥰🥰😍😍😍

[Half Man Half Amazing @elcarpoh]

@alexmwanzo Bimmers are proper cars walai

[Half Man Half Amazing @elcarpoh]

@jhonte_ Pesa iko pale kwa multi corners...Hiyo both teams to score ni wewe unacheza?😂

[Half Man Half Amazing @elcarpoh]

uko ndio your uptown fundis wanachukua stock then charge you crazy amounts..but lazima watu waishi town

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

😂😂kuna place tao inaitwa Dama Mobile Spares😂😂the dingiest spot for the economically challenged😂😂😂 apo ukienda kuundiwa simu msee huipeana uko ndani then you get herded to another dingier spot ukae ungoje😂😂 bench ni mbili, mnafinyana na your fellow walalahoi mkinukishiana God knows what😂😂😂😂 Mungu nisaidie I never want to go back there😂😂💔💔😂

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Kenya has never lost a match in WC ☺️

[O.A @snrmanOA]

Another red card, they are always violent towards foreigners 💔.

[Half Man Half Amazing @elcarpoh]

@droid254 Ntsa approved this kathing to ferry humans on a busy road like msa road🤣

[Half Man Half Amazing @elcarpoh]

Football prices will be up there in a few years.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Man City's second offer worth £120m for Elliot Anderson has been rejected ❌

[Half Man Half Amazing @elcarpoh]

@alexmwanzo @500 Nimeona late..check dm for contact

[Half Man Half Amazing @elcarpoh]

Nikuletee 1kg @500 kenyatta dollars?

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

I broke my blender trying to make my own peanut butter .
Sai mumama amejaa ngori tiambo