El Cee

Red-blooded, God-fearing, American male

[Jason Richards @SimpleCRE]

A beautiful golf course with caddies and no carts. Make this the norm.

[Trevor 🇳🇴 @trevy_mcq]

A classic Boston Dad text

[El Cee @ElCee262]

@JeffNadu Fuck you!

[El Cee @ElCee262]

@EvaLovesDesign @johnnyhayes00 future

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The Patriots organization is so football it’s not even funny. Dudes catching touchdowns and shooting people directly in the head with unlicensed handguns in the same week, fellas shooting rub n tug ropes all over koreatown strip malls, guys taking pregnant married chicks on boats in the middle of the day for a quick rip. This is simply football dudes doing football shit. It is what it is man, haters gonna hate

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

"I'm coming for you, and I’m gonna fucking kill you."

There’s something special about playoff hockey

[El Cee @ElCee262]

@stsebsfootball @AceCiongoli @GatorsFB @ForbesGoldman

[El Cee @ElCee262]

Whore members

[gray! @JVPlTERS]

#whoremembers when the national champions got shutout by the northeastern huskies

[El Cee @ElCee262]

I hope I get this one!

[El Cee @ElCee262]

China has hope!

[Gomer @gomergolfs]

Played an AJGA event at Innisbrook in high school - paired with an IMG kid from China and a South Georgia country boy (tour visor, bulldog head cover).

IMG kid shows up with a Publix grocery bag of bananas tied to his push cart. By #9, he’s eaten 11 or 12, stuffing the peels in his bag and literally hitting shots with his mouth full.

Georgia boy: “damn brotha, that’s a lotta bananas.”

IMG kid in broken English: “they call me the monkey.”

Only thing he said the entire round and shot 68. Think about him sometimes

[El Cee @ElCee262]

Nailgun. Lunch pail guy. Foxhole guy.

[Jack (not a burner) @_jackmcpherson]

Johnny Knoxville breaking down in tears because he can’t get his shit rocked by bulls anymore is why Jackass will forever be HOF

[Wayne Drehs @W_Drehs]

I'll die on this hill. There are no better vibes on a college campus than the first late-winter day when temps climb above 60. Even the stop signs smile.

[El Cee @ElCee262]

Super sick thing to hear from your Goalie… fuck are we doin

[Mollie Walker @MollieeWalkerr]

Team USA’s 🇺🇸 Jeremy Swayman on the long Denmark goal:

“No [I didn’t see it], it was a flash screen. It was just the perfect height, right between that stands and board level. I truly lost it… No matter how they go in, you have to step up and stop the next one.”

Was it the dark boards?

“I’m colorblind, so it doesn’t matter to me.” 🤣

[El Cee @ElCee262]

Auston Matthews = pussy bitch

[Jordie @jordiebarstool]

USA won. Matthews had a nice assist. But every time Matthews throws on a USA sweater, it's becoming more and more evident that the word "generational" should never be associated with him

[El Cee @ElCee262]

@J_Swish24 Poetic, Swish

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

At the end of the day if baseball is porn and porn is baseball. Would that mean porn watches baseball or baseball watches porn? And when the day ends at the end of the day, baseball and porn is all you really need. Food for thought.

-Swish

[Budweiser @budweiserusa]

Go USA, pass it on.

[Billy Joe “Thunderbuck” Jenkins @tbuckjenkins]

Where are my ball knowers at?

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

It's 30° out and someone is sunbathing in Jamaica Plain.