Chris got vaxxed

Vaxxed. Bull doody artist. Coffee roaster. Wedding officiant. He/him/his

[Chris got vaxxed @elchris]

@Verizon
I've spent a total of 5 HOURS buying a smart watch & trying to activate it. I'm ready to give up, bring everything back, & return to @TMobile . Can you help?

[Chris got vaxxed @elchris]

@ACarterGalloway @liz_lorenzsonn Whoa, I haven't logged in in forever! Ten years since what?

[Chris got vaxxed @elchris]

@Walmart I've called your Eagan, MN store 4 times now. Each time it rings for several minutes & disconnects. Why is this normal?

[Chris got vaxxed @elchris]

@joshnorthsouth Yes but then you have to sit through a baseball game. Why are you being punished?

[Chris got vaxxed @elchris]

@igggie1 @MonicaLewinsky I mean.... @MonicaLewinsky was also a victim here. Did you forget??

[Chris got vaxxed @elchris]

@FrankMikeDavis1 Yes and I'd take a big greasy shit on his floor to remind him of what he is. "Oh, doc, you're a piece of shit so here's several more pieces to keep you in proper company."

[Chris got vaxxed @elchris]

@VerizonSupport Hiya. We switched to @TMobile In September. Just recently, I noticed charges on my bank statement from Verizon. I've gotten emails but I can't log in to see what I'm being charged for because my number already switched. Calling was a dead end. Help?

[Chris got vaxxed @elchris]

@CelsiusNetwork What is "movement of limited coins?"

[Dave Weasel @DaveWeasel]

Remember on The Office when they were gonna do drug testing, but Michael hit a joint at an Alicia Keys concert so he made a big deal about how drugs are bad and said he’s so against drugs he shouldn’t be tested?