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[elco @elco_23]

You think you're an adult and then you get a text from your dad reminding you that alcohol isn't food

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it’s sooo important to go w ur mom to stores

[🐐 @k1ngreece]

My thoughts be beatin my ass

[Theo Ash @TheoAshNFL]

“But I need an AR15 in case the government tries to take over” brother if the government wanted to they could bounce a laser beam off the moon and evaporate your house

[Rep. Dean Phillips 🇺🇸 @RepDeanPhillips]

I’m a gun owner. Do not tell me our Founders conceived of this carnage when they wrote the Constitution. Do not tell me they would have tolerated this madness. Do not tell me that teachers must be armed. And do not tell me your AR15 is worth more than another 14 children’s lives.

[Hampton Yount @Hamptonyount]

Republicans are going to be like “Okay enough is enough, let’s get rid of schools”

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

please don't protest the laws we made about your bodies at our homes because our homes are private and they belong to us.

[Bae Guevara @Kaimandante]

Every damn time

[deathcore__doggy @SAMOYEDWAVE]

one of the more fun adhd things is when youre looking for a lost item and a specific memory enters your mind not of its location, but rather that you stashed that object somewhere stupid and lazy and that you were very faintly, yet distinctly, conscious of your folly at the time

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

Sexual harassment is not a “romantic overture.”

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Vaccines that changed your life: 1796 smallpox. 1885 rabies. 1890 tetanus. 1896 typhoid fever. 1906 TB. 1923 diphtheria. 1926 whooping cough. 1932 yellow fever. 1937 flu. 1952 polio. 1963 measles. 1967 mumps. 1969 rubella. 1974 chickenpox.

[سارا @sruhsruhsruh]

did it hurt? when u spent $300 million on an election that was called 12 minutes after polls closed?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If @GovAbbott is as “anti-rape” as he claims, why doesn’t he just lead the Texas state leg to pass a law for $10k bounties on people who engage in or aid sexual assault?

Or is he opposed to that bc it’s a slippery slope of vigilantism where men could be unjustly targeted? 🤔

[Ian Young @ianjamesyoung70]

It starts with “vaccine passports”…but what next? “Driving passports” to use my own car? “Library passports” to borrow a book? “TRAVEL PASSPORTS” to leave the country???? TYRANNY NEVER SLEEPS MY FRIENDS

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Covid has more rights in Texas than women

[R. Eric Thomas @oureric]

So now I’m hearing that the “government” is making you show an “age passport” to enter a bar or buy alcohol and a “driving passport” operate a tractor trailer? Wowwww. Smdh

[gage. @itsmegangage]

WE WERE LITERALLY BORN ONTO A PLANET THAT GROWS FOOD HOW DID WE FUCK UP SO BAD THAT I GOT A CREDIT SCORE